What about going as Mr. Yunioshi if your partner is going as Holly Golightly?

It’s 2019, I only answer my phone ironically. 

I set money aside every month for my car fund. When I have the amount that gets me the car I want, I go to a dealer and pay cash.

I don’t buy another car until that fund pays for it.

Ensures that I don’t make stupid mistakes like that because 1.) I make damn sure it is the car I want 2.) I can’t buy more car than I…

Isn’t a parent-focused app that blocks males sexist AF?

The Athletic Department is the Human Resources office of the university world. It is there to protect the university and the sports programs revenue. It is not there to protect players, students, or fans.

If flying Frontier is an acceptable option for you, that’s great, but I would consider crawling to my destination over broken glass rather than book with Frontier.

All vapes are flavored. “Tobacco” is a flavor too.

Non-payment for services rendered and sexual harassment!

That only works if the U.S. was a casino.

Thanks Obama!

I’ve found that giving advice as a question works very well.

I wouldn’t rely on the people listed in this article to tell me the time of day.

I travel a lot. My doctor recommended that I get both the North and South America vaccines, so I swing by a travel doctor and get them both. Can’t remember that last time I had the flu.

If you’re in the aisle seat, you get the armrest closest to the aisle.

It was suppose to be a boring stage with a big sprint finish. I had it on it the background and then suddenly all hell broke lose when the wind kicked up. It ended upbeing one of the best stages so far except for Planche des Belles Filles.

1. Seat back upright (unless it is a long-haul flight).

Compression hosiery is great too. Especially on long-haul flights.

The easiest and fastest way to make Hollendaise is in a blender.

A burrito is a calzone?

Personal exemption should preclude the parents from receiving state or Federal medical aid and should require that they acknowledge that they are fully and solely responsible for all medical expenses incurred by their offspring for as long as the personal exemption remains in effect.