Would be amazing if every single opioid addict in the United States suddenly stopped using opioids.

Ah, Carrboro. Known for two things and two things only. The Cat’s Cradle and having NC’s first gay mayor. Respect.

So what’s the consensus on Macy...actual escort or actress hired to play that role? God I want to believe the former, and I’m also ready to pony up $350.

Y’all stop acting like yokels, and DS will stop writing articles about it.

Ambien isn’t an opiate.

Canzano is famous for three things and three things only in Portland: (1) Leading the charge on the “Draft the Stache” (Morrison) campaign in 2006, (2) Defending the drafting of Greg Oden over Durant far longer than even the worst Blazer homers even thought possible, and (3) writing overwrought, under-supported,…

From Stephen Merchant’s Wikipedia page:

No, it’s not. Stephen Merchant was Gervais’ comedy writing partner for years and appeared in Extras with him, the show he was promoting in that clip. Anyone that’s ever watched anything with Merchant knows his voice and look and that’s him. You’re 100% wrong.

My Korean wife read your comment and smugly determined your gf isn’t a native Korean speaker.

I know everyone says “Team X’s fans are the worst!”

I know everyone says “Team X’s fans are the worst!”

This thread is the worst Any Given Wednesday commercial ever.

From a friend living in Croatia: "This game exemplifies Croatia as a country pretty well. Good good good Nazis fuck."

What's your advice for a situation where I want my group of friends to pitch in with me and spend a bunch of money getting quality shrooms/acid/mescaline/mdma, but they just want to be cheap and get skunk weed?

Instead of drawing up a play, he spent the time reminding his team how disrespectful Dwyane Wade was to the maple leaf.

http://www.vineyardvines.com/mens-kentucky-…

Take a look at that link, and then reconsider.

Given all the trillions of dollars the globe spends on American products and the massive waves of immigrants that never stop trying to get citizenship here, I suppose we'll just have to keep tolerating all this "hate" that lines our pockets.

Can Rob Ford still smoke crack from the grave and are you still voting for him?

signed - the giant shit hole you depend on for security

When anyone does it for any reason, it's dumb.

“The dicks. Eat some.”
- everyone