Does it make you feel all safe and secure, knowing that your big bright Canadian ID badge will ward off any threatening and dangerous comments from foreigners like "Hey, where are you from?"

Trump has as good a chance at being elected as Justin Bieber does. Solid work on your ignorance though. Showing great results.

Flagging your backpack is the equivalent of telling everyone that the most interesting thing about you is your nationality. And given how bland and boring your average Canadian is, it's probably your only choice.

Sure you do. Just like guys wear sunglasses inside to protect their eyes from blinding lamps.

What do you expect from a country that sews flags on their backpacks en masse?

If the situation were reversed and Mark Jackson were currently coaching this team and Steve Kerr was 20 months in the rearview mirror, does anyone seriously think SAS would even consider pulling the credit switcheroo here?

The only correct answer to this is “a wife.”

BUT WUT ABOUT FREEEEEDOM OF SPEEEECH!?1!?11??11!!??1!1???!!!

Clearly aced Predictable Contrarian Trolling 101.

“...that I decided I’d rather be friends with Carlson instead.”

Field sobriety tests are voluntary and the officer can only ask you to perform them but can't force you to do them. I don’t know of a single state in which there is a penalty for refusing them, and you cannot be arrested solely for refusing them. SFST (Standardized Field Sobriety Test) are considered a search in most…

Chad was overflowing.

And Pulp and The Stone Roses.

That certainly explains Oasis.

The bag of balls in the bathroom is not what I'm talking about. The easiest way is to simply wait until the Patriots receive the marked balls from the officials, look at it, and then tell somebody to go mark up some deflated balls with the same mark to sub in for the legit ones.

I'm not sold on the bathroom swap being the source of the underinflated balls here. Once I watched the video and saw that the referees just mark the balls with a single letter with a sharpie (something that would be very simple to copy), it became clear that underinflated balls with a copied mark could be subbed any…

Oh god I hope that was sarcasm.

The swap doesn't have to be done in the bathroom before the game so there's no need for the ballboy to have to know beforehand. It could be done anytime after the Patriots are given the balls by the officials and they see the mark.

I have no idea if the bathroom and this guy were involved. What I do know is that the NFL ball handling protocol on this is very simple and easily defeated. If you think marking a ball with a sharpie is Ocean's Eleven level security, you clearly watched a bootleg Russian version with monkeys pulling off the heist.

YES. Very easily.