My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

At least it only seems like a poor choice of words that come off sounding resentful, as opposed to the guy commenting in this thread that explicitly sounds like he’s part way through writing a manifesto.

I don’t see why we have to drag chicken nuggets into this.

Did you see the Euro cup this summer?

I think most are dead.

This is a rude post.

“Get some febreeze or something”
HA!

Yeah dude, it takes so much imagination to turn something sexual. I mean how does someone do that, projecting sexuality onto something no original sexual in nature? Man, I wish I knew how to do that, imagine something non-sexual in a sexual situation.

At least you did not said she was a “fucker”.

And because of your use of the word “fucker” I had to star SpaghettiKillah instead of you or istari.

“In other news, I’ve literally never won a game of Scrabble in my life.”

“For the sake of pre-empting further comments like this:”

Tropical Freeze is an absolute musical triumph thanks to them getting the DKC2 composer back out of cold storage. Some of my favourites are:

Damn my guy....you walked into that one

Time makes fools of us all.

Time makes fools of us all.

Dammit, I knew I should have jumped at the chance to save $11 rather than the usual measly $10 discount.

Dammit, I knew I should have jumped at the chance to save $11 rather than the usual measly $10 discount.

And Bionic Commando!

Futurama is a beloved nerd show and, really, listen to these quotes, they’re not political at all, and they really do sound like things Zapp says.

i bet you sigh a lot on the internet