Anything online with a comments section will look like a “massive failure”. Nerds are loud online, but quiet otherwise.

It’s no “Curiously unguarded vagina.”

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

And they’re all wrong.

So then why did you waste your and everyone’s time writing this blatantly jaded, assholish, insulting, stupid, incredibly pointless load of blithering horse shit in the first place? You knew the article sucked and you were intentionally being an asshole trying to dick around with other people with one of the most…

“...kids in the 80s were easily entertained by simple video games”

The problem is with you, not the games. They didn’t get boring, you changed.

If you’re not in the mood to buy a ton of incubators from the store, make sure to use the limited use ones on the higher km (5, 10) eggs to maximize their value. Use the unlimited-use one on the 2km eggs. This way, you’ll get at least 15km out of them instead of as little as 6km.

Because men don’t play Pokemon.

Come, let us pray at the alter of the X Wing.

I’m pretty sure I did a ‘Shop Contest entry about this ...

Never mind, I called Amazon. It’s a promo balance you can’t see until you buy something.

Never mind, I called Amazon. It’s a promo balance you can’t see until you buy something.

How do I redeem the gift card? I signed up for the trial but don’t see the gift card?

How do I redeem the gift card? I signed up for the trial but don’t see the gift card?

I did with an Ekans named “Satan”

You will never be the very best with that kind of attitude.

The closest gym to me is near a bar on a street where people got murdered a while ago. No thanks Pokemon Go.

Yankees clearly aren’t ready to handle being invaded. #babywheel