He pitches for the Pirates, all he sees are baseballs hit 7,000 feet into the air.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

this may be an actually feasible use for phrenology

Apparently some people can get CTE from coaching football.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Remember last season when all the stories in the off-season were about Ben Roethlisberger getting in shape?

Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.

Not so much “set the tone” as harmonized with the tone that has resonated through this franchise for decades. 

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Ultimately, it was crossing the thin line between“honky honky” and “dead honky” that led to the suspension.

That is some"Get Out" levels of fucked up

Let it go? The hurricane is white and has a hole—surprised he hasn’t married it yet.

No need to make a bed if you sleep in a pile of dirty laundry

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

Surprised he could even answer. I couldn’t speak clearly for a week after having my Tunsils removed.

Yeah, this guy was a third round pick, the Pats typically wait for the fourth round to take murderers.