Nagy obsessed all offseason and training camp about the double-doink and had some mad OCD competition with his 9 training camp kickers all forced to kick from the same spot at the miss from the playoffs like some sort of madman.

So much to unpack with Arsenal these days. First off, I was a big fan of Emery from back when he got Valencia back to the Champions League - I was pissed when they fired him because of the results he’d gotten them after the Ronald Koeman debacle, despite having to sell their best players year after year under his…

The flags and turnovers are the real Browns killers. 7 games into the season and I think we’re seeing that the gamble of Kitchens as HC is just not working. He can’t seem to stop the team from making really stupid fucking penalties, including 2 hands to the face penalties on the same guy in the same drive. He’s also…

KC’s linebackers displayed no ability to cover a running back in the passing game and their DB’s are mostly trash. They seem to have a decent pass rush but that’s about it.

I love how the coach gets red-assed when people question his questionable decision-making. Especially when that coach has spent all offseason and training camp obsessing over missing a kick that was very nearly the same distance as this one. It’s one thing not to trust your erratic QB who has shown little aptitude for…

It’s been pretty clear since Luck’s retirement that the football gods really want to shit all over football fans this year, and removing Mahomes from significant portions of the season is totally in line with things like the Rams’ offense suddenly sucking ass.

Truly underrated comment.

The reffing in the NFL is getting to be about as bad as the scab refs from the Fail Mary season. Either they are forced to throw flags on “points of emphasis” like this year’s insanely irritating emphasis on holding calls, or they are just making shit up as they go along like with the two Flowers’ penalties last…

Truly underrated comment. Take your star.

Baker Mayfield looks absolutely terrified the minute he feels pressure. His accuracy goes into the cellar and he starts making really horrible decisions with the football. Either he needs a better O line (he does) or he needs more experience dealing with pressure situations (he does). There was no excuses for some of…

I remember the olden days, when fat fucks like Rush Limbaugh were given a platform on national television to opine that black quarterbacks could not succeed in the NFL because they weren’t smart enough. I know that this idiotic stereotype exists to this day, in the undercurrent of comments about black QB’s like Lamar…

I’m pretty sure Jay Gruden won’t really have a choice in whether he goes back to the NFL or not. Unless his brother has a spot for him on the Raiders, his phone shouldn’t be ringing based on the performance of his teams.

That long torrent of non-consensual beerkkake made for real uncomfortable viewing.

United’s real problem has been Ed Woodward. The Glazers give zero fucks because the merchandising and TV revenue is still commiserate with United’s former place as a megaclub. What Woodward has done with the money has been a fucking crime. He seems to pick players not so much on what his manager has asked for, but for…

While technically true, their future seems to be well in progress of shitcanning itself, or perhaps like Schroedinger’s Cat, is in a constant state of quantum flux, simultaneously existing and not existing for all intents and purposes.

The Washington Racial Slurs paid Kirk Cousins over $40 million for two years of barely above replacement level play, and in neither of those years did the team manage to make the playoffs. I would say the Racial Slurs didn’t exactly get out of the “overpaying for Kirk Cousins” sweepstakes.

I just stopped giving a shit about the Cubs this season, right about the time their bullpen turned to shit and they decided they wanted to wait on signing Kimbrel because of bullshit draft picks. I was already halfway to not caring when it was obvious they didn’t want to spend any money to sign a 2B because it might…

And this is why I stopped caring about the Cubs this year - I just can’t get excited about a team that has obvious flaws they have no desire to address because it would cost money. The luxury tax is now a defacto salary cap in all but name. It’s leaving guys like Kimbrel and Keuchel unsigned until fucking June. MLB is…

It fits the crime because he is a dirty, cheap shotting asshole who has repeatedly tried to take other players’ heads off and has shown no willingness to change or remorse for doing so. Amazing how the Raiders have now lost 2 big name signings/trades due to one being a galaxy-brained flake (probably caused by a…

I feel certain that the awesomeness of this explanation is going to be lost in time once Bill O’Brien’s offensive line schemes get Watson decapitated.