LaFleur’s playcallling was a goddamn shitshow. I was livid after the first failed red zone possession in the fourth quarter. By the second one, I was just convinced that something in the Wisconsin water causes brain lock on coaches. Neither Pettine or LaFleur was able to adjust. Pette’s defense couldn’t stop the run…

The reason it felt like such a long trip from the airport is that the airport is in the literal ass end suburb of New Orleans, which is several suburbs removed from actual New Orleans. And those suburbs are just long, flat stretches of strip malls one after the other. However, even in those areas, there is good and…

Part of what’s different about this EPL as opposed to that La Liga comes down to money. When Barca and Real Madrid were dominating La Liga, I don’t think there was any team in the rest of La Liga that was even close to spending the kind of money that the top two were. Athletico and Valencia were I think the only ones…

Apparently us and all the other 16 teams they play this year.

TBF, everyone has a voice now can be a negative when that voice is being wielded by actual, literal Nazis. But yeah, it came off like “it’s too bad these frigid bitches won’t just take their raping silently like in the good old days” to me.

I’ve barely watched the Cubs all season. It’s not because they won a Series already, but mainly because I saw what the front office and Maddon were doing this offseason and found I didn’t give much of a shit. They clearly didn’t care about winning, or improving the team, whose flaws last year were glaringly obvious.…

I expect the NFL will announce a suspension for him in a week or two, probably for 2-4 games. I expect either the Chiefs or the Cowboys to sign him shortly thereafter.

Nor does Brown being a psycho invalidate the point that players should be able to determine where they can pay and how much money they receive for the physical, emotional and mental toll the games take on their bodies. One might actually argue that Brown’s apparent batshitfuckery is traceable back to taking so many…

Coughlin seems to be in a constant state of chronic redass, especially when it comes to how African-American players don’t keep themselves disciplined like real football robots Eli Manning. I half expect that at least 50% of any conversation Coughlin has with Marrone or Caldwell involve the phrase “whip them into…

What I was initially shocked by was how abysmal the Jets O line was. In the first quarter alone, there were I think 3 plays where Myles Garrett just strolls past the O line and is not only not blocked, it looks like they didn’t even see him. Like somehow their coaching did not include the phrase “Do not let Myles…

I’m not sure about every play, but on the play where OBJ catches that ball one handed, there was not much else Hairston could do right. It was almost the perfect coverage on a speedy guy. He had leverage on the player. OBJ is just a goddamn freak. He should have had no chance on that ball.

This is a definite pattern with Lim now. Every manager who comes in and has the least bit of success gets shown the door not soon after. It happened with Nuno Espirito Santos in almost exactly the same fashion (though Nuno’s results had dropped a bit before he was fired). After the disastrous Ronald Koeman regime and…

Whether pitchers are whiny piss babies or not, the numbers do not lie. If a guy is giving up half as many runs with one guy, you match those two guys up. That’s just good strategy, good baseball management. If the star pitcher comes to you begging to be paired up with this guy and the numbers back up what he says, GO…

That game made the trash football I endured on Sunday worth sitting through.

I watched as much of that game as I could stomach. That wasn’t the refs stumblefucking their way into too many penalties. That was guy’s who couldn’t fucking control themselves. They gave up almost 2 full football fields worth of yardage just on dumbass penalties, one of which sent your left tackle to the showers. I…

Totally underrated comment.

Because of course the Pats get Antonio Brown. I do relish the idea of him ROFLSTOMPING on Rapistberger, but I can only think this means we have to endure an entire fucking NFL season when we all know the inevitable result will be yet another Brady/Belichick/Kraft Super Bowl win.

I got nothing.

How do you know SHS wasn’t just Trump in drag? Her shovel face is certainly just as pugugly as his.

Both Rodgers and Trubisky played better when they were allowed to run with tempo. Both coaches called a shit offensive gameplan, and their QB’s were both mostly incapable of pulling it off.