haemishm
Gary Ballard
haemishm

That PI challenge was just dumb, and I refuse to ascribe any longer-term strategy to it that hints LeFleur maybe got the OPI called a few plays later because of it. If that was his strategy, it was dumber than just trying to challenge that non-call, because it almost meant he was out of timeouts - which meant that he

Yeah, I mentioned Josh Rosen because I don’t think anyone expects that Fitzmagic will last the season. He’ll either get both his knees amputated or do just well enough for a few games to make hope appear in Fins’ fans hearts before he remembers that he is a Walking Turnover Creator and starts Pick-6ing his way back to

What’s funniest about the ground the NFLPA gave up on rookie contracts is that those veterans got screwed. That mid-range vet who used to be able to get a decent 2nd contract now gets ignored because guys who were UFA’s are all cheaper than vets and will get a job before a vet because they can be relied upon to sign

However good Tunsil was, his loss means that Josh Rosen might as well fucking retire now. He’s going to get absolutely murdered this year and he may actually have less talent to throw to then he had in Arizona. What the fuck did Josh Rosen do to piss off God?

Yeah, Chelsea’s group is full of teams that are at least as good as one can expect Chelsea to be this season. Valencia is going to be tough to score against.

Matt Cassel is still playing football? Well, I mean, he’s not because no team in their right mind would hire him as a starter, but the fact he’s even considered as a backup is just... stunning. At least Osweiller is young. What are they going to do, call Matt Schaub next?

Miami as a franchise has clearly shown they don’t really have clue fucking one what they are doing with a rebuild on multiple occasions, so...

I remember watching him for Liverpool and he was just magic, especially once he and Gerrard developed a real rapport. The worst part was the last season and a half before he fucked off to Chelsea, though - it was clear in Rafa’s last season that Liverpool’s entire fortune was reliant on Torres’ hamstrings, which by

You aren’t wrong about Neymar being the really crazy jump - I just think it was peak transfer stupidity. I think it also caused the crazy prices on players like Dembele, Mbappe and Coutinho. All 3 of those guys are good, but only Mbappe may actually be worth his fee in the long run. I had forgotten that Real bought

So where does he fit on the gray scale then?

I think this whole idiotic fiasco is the first real market correction in the transfer market, one that has been needed really since Ronaldo’s transfer to Real Madrid. The prices for the very top top players in the world have grown so onerous that only 4-8 teams could ever really hope to be a part of discussions, and

It was the handball rule, not VAR. The new handball rule is beyond idiotic.

I said it from the start - Coutinho was never a good idea for Barcelona. Hell, by the time Liverpool sold him, he was already being somewhat marginalized by Klopp’s system since Mane and Salah were better options in the front 3 and Coutinho was not nearly as good from deeper. Coutinho’s individual skills are great in

I stopped reading when you began your anti-VAR rant. VAR is not the fucking problem. The problem is the idiotic handball rule that basically says all attackers should be goddamn armless tackle dummies instead of actual human beings. The only idiot I’ve heard advocating for this sort of bullshit was Alexi Lalas and

I hate you because I know that you are right.

Came here to see a redass, was not disappointed.

I’ve watched MLS football. Believe me, it ain’t the 7th best league on the planet. It’s gotten better over the years, but it is still really inconsistent and downright ugly in places. I’d put the EFL Championship above it for sure, even the Scottish Premier League is better, IMO, and I don’t think they would be in the

Jurgen Klopp makes football so much more fun. Watching him and noted douchenozzle Lampard on the sidelines joking around at half time just makes me think that there can’t possibly be anyone on Earth who dislikes Klopp. 

What in the actual fuck?

Sam... GOD... DAMN.