The only reason these coaches are fighting is because of how vague and sloppy this rule is.

“Picture you were a driver of a car and you had a wreck and your passenger’s foot was severed off, but they didn’t understand their anatomy. They look down, they’re spurting blood, they open the door, and limp to the woods and either die bleeding to death or shock. The horny man looks down, finds the foot, and takes…

If this poor guy didn’t have bad himself, he wouldn’t have any himself at all.

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Bohonyi was surprised that he has to actually serve the sentences for the two charges, as he thought they always dropped the highest and lowest charge during judgment.

What a fuckeye.

A team spokesperson noted that, for the Cardinals this season, Minegar’s was but the first of many wasted drives.

Also I would like to own a hat

Cuz he’s living his best life.

Thank you all for the correction, I was mistaken.

If you’re mad about this you are a garbage human being. Especially in a game already loaded with product placement and egregious microtransactions.

haven’t seen a brown run like that since the last time i had salmonella

He looks like if the Mucinex mucus cartoon turned into a human and lived 60 years and then that human became a wax statue and that wax statue was reanimated by the soul of a recently executed serial killer.

Based on what he says, if any of that sweat is on his back he is gonna get deported.

...pitch—er, field.

I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Javy Baez is a national treasure.

In their defense, the men’s team actually...oh sorry, I forgot, the men’s team has no defense.

This is ridiculous. When, in the history of the sport, has a butt contributed to any type of difficulty holding on to a football.

Time will tell whether Bradbury’s watery buttcheeks will be a persistent problem for Minnesota’s passing attack.