Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Orioles, first major league team to extend protective netting onto the playing field.

The packers are not capable of putting anyone other than Aaron Rodgers on a stretcher.  I’ve seen them play.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

Still I rise? That looks more of a fungal infection than yeast. 

To be fair, if Brown loses another layer of skin, we’re all going to see what his feet look like on the inside.

I have my MBA and over a decade of corporate experience. Here’s the summary of my recommendations:

He also had troubled with the background screening, given Chubby’s Checkered past.

Perfect. But they have to keep their blue uniforms (or sign an extremely depressed big man) so that someone on the team can create space on the perimeter for Kawhi and Paul, earning the nickname Blue Screen of Death

You sound like you have erectile dysfunction. Does it make you feel good bullying high school kids?

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

No they wouldn’t.  They would rather have a cheesesteak.

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

Puig contract up this year and they weren’t going to resign him. His contract is through next year. Great trade for the reds!

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

They’re basically the Jeff Fisher of organizations at this point.

Because next year exists.

Down there they call it the "methric system" I believe.

Sources: Washington to sign Nkemdiche for $200 million. Waives all conditioning tests