Alex Cora: BrockBot9000, run program “Average Right Field Defense”

On one hand, Stevens is such a dipshit for this. On the other, I'm amazed he bypassed his standard move of asking to speak to the manager. 

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

minority owner.... of James’ Dolan’s back catalog.

“Atkinson said he does not regularly use the N-word.”

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Van Dijk is low-key the best player in the world right now.  Nobody knows/cares because he only occasionally scores.  He’s a generational talent as far as defending goes.  Gawd, I hope he find some success with his national team before he’s too old. 

So one young jock hit the other young jock in his young jock and then danced around to Yung Joc?  Makes sense to me.

Say what you will about Rex Ryan, but he is an excellent judge of character and someone who will always voluntarily walk a mile in another person’s shoes.

“Hey, Max, do you trust the bullpen to close this one out?”

It also proves that Pochettino, if he remains at Tottenham, needs to stop indulging Harry Kane. Kane was clearly not fit to play 90, and Pochettino should have started Lucas Moura.

Pay this man his money

Great, another championship for Boston. 

How bad could a crotch punch really be from them? They clearly weren’t capable of striking a ball with any force whatsoever today.

First time I saw Leno’s name on a teamsheet, I thought Stan Kronke was trying to boost support in the USA…

I’m sure he’ll do great against Spaghetti Celtic.

What goes through the mind of a batter here? I’m assuming thought one is “probably don’t swing” but thought two must be “I’m going to die.”

The only bright hope now is that Emery rebuilds with some of our promising youth players emerging (Reiss Nelson, Emile Smith-Rowe etc). But that’s not a given.

What’s the chances she lied about her age also?