This girl’s parents have already got her a full fake scholarship to USC.

walking a few hundred yards from the stadium a 3 y old shouted to his dad - ‘Look daddy there’s some Pakis’.

this is the “why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box??!?” of NBA analysis

“We don’t need to watch every tape” - Robert Kraft

On the plus side, he’s only raising one kid, not two kids....This is because he made them fight to the death immediately after posting that picture.

Leave Arya out of this. She’s a hero.

He hasn’t even signed with the Knicks yet and he’s cursed.

There’s a name for an ironic Nazis. It’s: “Nazi”.

I don’t disagree with this. I think we can both be right: Messi is the only world-class player on the Barcelona team (everyone else is old and slow or young and unreliable) AND Messi doesn’t do enough to inspire more out of his mediocre teammates.

I think any rational person would include Poch in that conversation, even Arsenal fans. He’s probably not literally #3 behind Pep and Klopp but he’s certainly in the conversation for top 5. What he’s done at Spurs is nothing short of incredible.

Andy Robertson has something to say about that

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

The snap moved him backwards 5 years somehow.

Or be turned into paddock beef.

if his chickenshit owners hadn’t pulled him from the Preakness, I bet Maximum Security would also start some paddock beef

Then all of the shit European leagues that get UCL spots should be banished to Europa League too, since England’s 3-6 mudstomp them annually.

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He was clearly just warning her of known predator Johnny “Meat” Tubich.

To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.

Even if Josh was being petty here, which he wasn’t, Steve Smith was literally the pettiest player ever so maybe stop throwing stones bro