Listen, I get all the reports and stuff, but just wait until the Knicks get a look at Daniel Jones and decide to go all in on him.

“We needed a DE...”

One of those truly seminal moments* that justifies all the dumb shit involved in following sports.

I was gonna support the NCAA but they were 5 miles beyond my care radius so the NCAA can go fuck itself.

Charlie Ebersol’s plan seemed to be to start a football league, merge and/or sell the league and run it with someone else’s money.

That gives Yelich eight dingers in six games against the Cardinals, and at this point he should be given a role in the team’s front office.

You kid.  But the Mets would ABSOLUTELY sign someone named “Thewalkingdude”.

1) Nobody, and I mean NOBODY thought United could turn it around at Camp Nou

What this country needs is fewer hand jobs and more hand careers.

The puppy is great, but the best part is that the family didn’t bring him home till a few weeks into the season so they get to keep him for seven years instead of six.

Samer, I get why you might not like the ad but I don’t think it’s inherently evil. Things are rarely that (•_•)

This is similar to when Leeds overcelebrated getting to the Champions League semi-final one season by overspending on players and breaking their club for the next two decades.

This is what happens when you rely on Sale Price pitchers.

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

It’s cool, I’m pretty sure you can buy a replica in Joe Rickett’s Etsy shop.

Hopefully the AAF players can join together in a class action suit against Ebersol, Polian, Dundon, etc.

In McGregor’s defense, the Irish are taught from birth to keep the beef out of hand.

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

Aaron Rodgers is Petty.

Sunderland Til I Die Laughing at Your T-Rex Arms