It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

It could still be true. The comments weren’t remotely racist--they were directly, unambiguously racist.

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

This beef has been recalled due to high levels of prions.

Come on now, everyone knows Ted loves to have a good time down at the baseball parallelogram.

I mean, you say your kids are cool, but are they so cool you want to fuck them?  

Do you worry about a quarterback controversy?

Kaepernick is a driving force, not a dividing force. Unfortunately, from his personal experience, Jim Steineke considers a driving force to be very dangerous, especially with a few whiskies under his belt. 

D.C. Politicians have Redskin Reservations?

One of my diehard Chelsea friends (I also support this stupid, stupid club) said yesterday, “It’s sad but the truth is we’re nowhere near the same club we were 10 years ago...We’re basically Arsenal...and that is horrific.” 

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

Let's Remember Some Guys: The League

“We talked about culture and bringing the right people in this building and I would never do anything that would tarnish the reputation of the Brown family and the Bengals organization”

Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

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