Suggestion:

“Sean, Drew, Michael, Alvin. Guys. Listen. I’m sorry. You have to understand my position here. I wish I could help you. I really do. Nobody feels worse about this than I do. Except for you and your fans, of course. But I hate what this has done to the sport. I really do. The only worse possible outcome here would be…

Well c’mon, all those Browns do look alike.

Would you say he screwed St Louis over the right way?

We sure this isn’t just a really in-depth dive?

Earlier in the week, he served his team a banquet of 2,000 wings to celebrate their hard work in practice.

So we’re supposed to believe that the government is capable of coordinating complex conspiracies, like running a sex ring and planting pipe bombs, but that an individual man can’t paint his sock to make it look like blood?

The best part about the video is the multiple rows of empty chairs in front of him.

Adam Gase was unwilling to condemn the hit, saying he was unable to see it, because his eyes are fully dialated at all times.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

I find it more hilarious that it was projected on to a wall for 20 minutes. I need to know why. Did they wait until everyone in attendance had finished?

It’s fun thinking of the litany of excuses a technician must have given as to why he was unable to shut off the #dp (double penetration, for those who are worried about looking it up at work) feed for a full twenty minutes.

Browns Marketing Executives: “Well, that #dp promotion sure didn’t work. I wonder how our new Browns-branded debit card with unlimited withdrawals from automated teller machines is being received on social media. Hey Kyle, let’s put the feed back up but change the search to Brown ATM, ok?”

He did OK at Swansea.  I think he is just ruined, confidence-wise.  He did score last weekend as well.  Wrong net, but why quibble?

He’s BUTT. The line from Soldado -> Janssen (I don’t care how his name is spelled) -> Llorente is like the curse of the terrible unathletic unskilled Harry Kane backups. Jozy Altidore caught shit for how poorly he did at Sunderland, but he performed better in the PL than these three ass-hats.

I would have been very happy if you had told me before Sunday’s match that Llorente would score and Spurs would win.

“...and in a move that has shocked basketball insiders, the Anti-MAGA squad has selected Vontaze Burfict to be a member of the team...”

I think the persecution of teens like this is really getting out of hand. Between the Covington students and this it’s starting to look like the only place for teenagers to be racist is every single comment section on the internet, the entirety of social media and whenever you play any video game online. 

I don’t think we should comment until we see the WHOLE game.

“The source, who was unnamed but reported to have an 11 inch penis...”