“Go rest, young man.” —Horace, freely.

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

He thinks the head placement was a bit unorthodox, but allowed.

I bet Nasser considered writing an amendment allowing him to sexually abuse athletes without any repercussions until he looked around and realized that no one was gonna bother him anyways.

They can move to Seattle and change the team name to Rain.

Well one thing is certain. Inherited wealth is clearly a very good thing and only ever leads to talented people making important and good decisions. 

Look, every play in the playbook can’t be kneeling, okay?

“They had to completely retool the offense in order to adapt to Jackson’s skill set,”

The idea that the Ravens offense could be fun to watch is strange and foreign to me

That’s just because you don’t want to win as badly as he does.

I think there’s plenty of room for legit criticism over his ability to play. That should come up when teams try him out, which they won’t even do. To hire Mark Sanchez without even giving Kaep a tryout is pretty obvious collusion.

I think there is some legit criticism of Kaep's ability to accurately throw the ball. But there is no way Tom Savage, Nathan Peterman, Mark Sanchez, or Josh Johnson should be in the league over him. Kaep could at least make some plays on the run. 

HOS last year was just so egregious. That racist old fuck McNair would rather piss away a promising season by playing Tom Savage than look to sign a clear, available improvement.

The fact that coaches would throw away playoff-bound seasons rather than even bring Kaepernick out for exercise should make his collusion case a slam dunk.

Judging by attendance, it didn’t bring the boys to the yard.

Oh, neat, another pyramid scheme.

It only takes four beers to make Blake Bortles feel like a champ.

“Who is the second person that stepped foot on America? ...Yeah I don’t know either ... but everyone remembers Christopher Columbus.”

It’s like if Curt Schilling and Philip Rivers had a baby and it learned how to talk by watching videos of people having strokes.

Liberty University: When Baylor is too PC and liberal for your brand of success