Don’t worry, there’s no real Economists in Liberty U’s Faculty of Biblical Economics either.

Pictured: his brother and defensive coordinator:

So what you’re saying is that all of the experts were wrong and the Suns aren’t as hot as they predicted?

I know it’s just an intern who typed it, but I like to imagine it’s the entire organization owning Darren Rovell. And that brings me so much joy.

They never should have covered him with a government-issued blanket.

Surprised Washington is asking for privacy and not selling the naming rights to the infection to make Snyder some more dough.

Nurse: Oh my God! Come look at this Red skin!

The NFL front office has apologized, admitting that it was a defenseless receiver and that it should have ignored the illegal contact.

Do they have to give the money back?

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

fuck yeah dude shartchize more like it

Good tip. I’ll save that for their next Super Bowl block party double murder.

- Keep 80-85% of the jelly in JJ Watt’s vertebra. 

If two NFL offensive lineman cannot block Aaron Donald, then I guess it is excusable that Kenny Wiggins and Graham Glasgow couldn’t do it, either.

Yessssssss, pump it directly into my veins. That’s worth waking up for.

ahhh yes.....**looks at America in 2018**  we should definitely put more things to a national, popular vote. 

“Pats are always thielen calls at home.”

I live in the Boston area. How fucking ruined a whole generation of people like 25 and under down to 8 year olds are going to be., In a few years Hoodie and Hooch (he’s a fancy football dog!) are going to retire and this team is going to be a pile of SHIT for a long time and all these people who have become bored with…

But it’s just part of the job if you’ve ever stolen wheelchairs for a living.