“Don’t let the small get you down” actually wasn’t in the original script. That was Favre speaking from his heart.

Brett finally gets the response he wants from a sent message. People view it and say, “What a dick!”

I'd like to see something horrible happen to that shithead hotel employee who told the victim "That's what you get for being a slut." 

Please let this man’s shoulder and/or brain be free of crab meat someday.

Unfortunately they have to pretend that no one abuses their product or else it could be advertised with the general idea of “Bud Light: you can drink a lot of it.”

also, Eat at Arby’s.

I have been laughing about that missionary getting killed for a solid week. Call me a jerk or whatever, I don’t care. It’s funny.

They could burn Nicolas Cage in a straw man that big.

Wow - so JR isn’t the first Smith in Ohio who failed to make it to Utah:

I have no idea.

It probably helps that you’re not in a relationship with Reuben Foster.

He has yet to realize that rock stars are the ones being driven around in the bus, not parking it.

It’s time to rethink LeBron James. I mean, he didn’t even get to play college ball.

They had sage but need more thyme.

I would say I’m surprised Dwight has stayed silent and not tried to refute these claims, but he’s always been hesitant to defend and rebound in big moments.

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

At this point I would welcome Jeff Fisher as our coach.

[clears throat]

[clears throat]

MM wasn’t going to be fired after last year.  He was in two of the three previous NFC championship games before that.