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Gary Ballard
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I actually do believe, in the context of the last few years of Pats teams, this team is not nearly as good as those other Super Bowl teams. Their defense did well against the Chargers, but like many things the Pats do, I put that down to better coaching as opposed to better personnel. The same goes for the offense - I

I mean, great for Jason Garrett and the rest of the NFL, but anyone with the slightest bit of football acumen knows the Cowboys only bumblefucked backwards into the playoffs because 1) Jon Gruden is a fucking moron, 2) Alex Smith became Mr. Glass and 3) the Eagles entire team got infected with the shits the entire

God that game was so disappointing. It was the one matchup I was looking forward to watching and it was abysmal. The Chargers got so outcoached it wasn’t even funny. How do you watch any film on Brady’s career and not figure out that the way to beat him is to literally beat his ass into the ground with blitzes? Even

That clip of Snoop calling the fight was one of the most fun sports broadcasting clips I’ve ever heard. I would tune into games just to hear him cracking on people.

If he indeed goes mid-first round like say, Josh Rosen, he should probably expect to get $17 million in guaranteed money. If he never got another dime from that contract and he lived modestly (think Marshawn Lynch), that’s what I call “fuck-off” money - as in, anyone that tells me I have to work for the rest of my

Who the hell is that leprechaun to Gase’s right in that video? I’m pretty sure that dude is protecting a pot of gold somewhere. Obviously, not on the Jets’ roster but that pot is somewhere.

Donald Trump wants to assure the American people that it was not a “wee” thing.

But are those foods on the NCAA’s acceptable gifts list or not?

It’s pretty telling that Ozil is being treated like Mourinho was treating Pogba, only Ozil probably deserves it more than Pogba ever did. Ozil can be a great player but he’s way too inconsistent to be the highest paid player on a team that’s trying to challenge for top 4. His ability to find a superstar pass is only

The problem was Mourinho. It always was. It certainly wasn’t and isn’t their only problem but he is such a giant downer on the entire club that just ditching him has made a huge difference on the pitch. Pogba is not being shit on for playing tricks or being flashy, so his confidence is sky high. Rashford is actually

I haven’t really been able to root for the Steelers since Raplistberger’s rape allegations, but I did at least like to see the amazing offense Brown/Bell/Smith-Schuster could put up. Nice to know that the org is doing its best to totally shit up the last relevant years of Gray Dick’s career before he fucks off to the

While I certainly agree that Dejan Lovren really should STFU when talking about defenders being overrated, Sergio Ramos is a giant whiny pissbaby who takes out players in the dirtiest way possible.

There was absolutely nothing wrong with that call, and nothing wrong with the way the VAR system worked.

The first time I saw the replay, I was focused on his hand as it looked like he had bent the thumb back - I didn’t even see his leg. When they said it was his leg, I rewound to see what I missed and holy shit, I wished I had not. That may have been the most brutal thing I’ve seen on TV.

I was thinking that he’d had a stroke recently but he wasn’t asking about the toast, so...

The Chiefs have a decent pass rush, especially when they can get 2 TD’s ahead and just have their ends pin their ears back and rush the passer. If the Colts’ defense is able to slow the Chiefs down at all, their offense is going to run rampant over the Chiefs. I think it’s going to be one fantastic game to watch.

While watching the game, I thought for sure they had to turn this into a catch and just erase the fumble, or call the ball down at the spot of the fumble, similar to how they do if a ball is fumbled out of bounds. But no, this is the fucking NFL, where common sense and rules templating is for pussies, so we have the

Lovren was what he’s always been - a decent enough defender against anyone not playing for the top 6, and a giant useless bollard against the top 6.

I’ll give you the Grigson setting an example of just how much stupidity can be compressed into one overpriced suit. However, it isn’t like Grigson’s follies haven’t been repeated in multiple places over the years. For instance, look at the last 4 or 5 years of Giants’ O lines - they have been bad on a history-making

That game was easily the game of the season, and I say this as a Liverpool fan. Tactical geniuses leading two teams of World class quality players (not at every position, mind you, but at most of them) in a game that could very well decide the title no matter which way it went. Besides the question of millimeters,