Tony Romo is a big goober who slobbers all over QB’s for the obvious reason. Yet, I’d rather have him goobering it up on every game than have to listen to Joe Buck one more goddamn minute. Of course, it’d be even better if Nantz could be tossed aside and someone decent put in his place beside Romo.

The Vikings O Line is really that fucking bad. They can’t seem to run block against any team with even a remotely competent front 7, and the Bears backups are competent+.

I think Chris Ballard in Indy is a great example of how to succeed - find stud O-linemen and build around that first. The difference it has made not just in Andrew Luck’s success but Marlon Mack’s should not be understated. Luck’s career might as well have been over if he’d been put behind the same kind of line he had…

Yes, that’s what’s been missing from the Steelers this year, a hardass coach who will make them practice in the snow before four straight games in domes, or who will castigate a reporter for slouching in a press conference. Not, you know, a perennial Pro Bowl running back who was a dual threat coming out of the…

Yes, Pulisic still needs developing. There’s clearly some reason Favre has favored Sancho over him this season. I think he can be every bit as good as Sancho or at least better than Brunn Larsen yet he’s consistently ended up on the bench, and that’s stunted his development. Pulisic looked great when the coach’s…

The performance of that defense really shouldn’t be a surprise. Sokratis is a decent defender, but he is a giant, plodding statue. His performances at Dortmund last season were all like this - he could stand up someone pretty good, but any sort of speedy forward would just blaze past him if he got even the slightest…

Maybe if the campus police hadn’t fucked about for 3 days while an officer was off-duty and instead transferred the case to the actual police on Oct. 13th, they might have done something. It sounds to me like campus police being lazabout fuckwads and not taking the threats seriously contributed greatly to the…

Oh but just wait. Either someone else is going to hire Josh McDaniels again (and he’ll actually end up working for that team this time) or Belichick will finally retired and the Pats will hire him. At which point, he’ll Mike Martz some poor QB’s career into the dirt on 7-step drops with an O line and blocking scheme…

Yes, the problem was always Mourinho.

I think my dead grandma could have been the Reds’ ace for the last five or six seasons at least.

Pickford is still the best ENGLISH goalkeeper in the Prem, but yeah, he makes way too many rash decisions at times. 

Damn, that is some Nuclear Level Troll Shade. Comparing Gray Dick to Eli is just... magnifique.

Mourinho getting shitcanned is both surprising because it should have happened in pre-season is not surprising since it should have happened in pre-season. You know, at the press conference where he shat on the star players who were missing because of the World Cup (or having a goddamn baby), then shat on the young…

Welp, I used to like Le Batard but he can get fucked now. The fuck is he thinking?

Witten is likable enough, especially for a former Dallas Cowboy. He’s just terrible at color commentary. He does not think fast enough on his feet to provide cogent commentary during a game, often to the point that he gets lost in word land and makes me stop watching to grunt out a “WUT?” McFarland would be times…

I’m hoping he never becomes consistently good enough to justify keeping him, but it seems even a .250 batting average is good enough.

Everyone seems to be missing the obvious funny part here. A.J. McCarron’s kid is named Cash Carter. I can’t even with this shit.

I actually like the side better when Shaqiri is starting in that floating deeper midfield role like Coutinho used to have. Klopp seems to feel the midfield isn’t as controlling when they play that way but I hate seeing Shaqiri on the bench despite how good he is as a late sub. The real flaw in the team is still the…

Hiring Mourinho was just insanely stupid at the time. Most of the criticism of Van Gaal started with “he plays shitty, boring, negative football” and Man U fans “expect slick, attacking football.” Mourinho has never, ever been known as a manager who encouraged attacking football - in fact, he’s been quite the…

I am a long-time video gamer owing to both my nerdiness and age. I tried Fortnite for about 2 hours. I was aghast that voice chat was turned on by default. My overriding impression was best summed up by the phrase “Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?”