At least she can take consolation in the fact that there’s a valid form of photo ID in her attic that keeps getting older.

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The authors of the new study, Sebastian Leuzinger and Martin Bader from the Auckland University of Technology, say the discovery points to a previously unknown relationship between living trees and not-so-dead tree stumps. The physiological interactions between living trees and stumps, they write in the study, “may…

That’s Black Tom Cassidy.

Is this Kinja Deals?

The only option:

There are three supermarkets within a reasonable walking distance of my house, and yet I’ll always* take the extra six minutes to drive to Wegmans.

Honestly the first thing I thought when seeing the trailer was, “Oh, the girl’s a lady-clone of Shinzon.”

FIIIIIIIIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIIIIIIINGS

Since a list of 200-plus apps would be too long for us to include

I, for one, am shocked that an app named Track Employees Check Work Phone Online Spy Free is completely shady. 

He may be donating to Gabbard, but he’s effectively campaigning for Trump by allowing his overtly racist vitriol to remain on Twitter in spite of the blatant TOS violations.

This happens to me all the time, mostly from a woman who lives just outside Tampa, has two kids and a dog named Charlie, is a teacher, and has been in the market for a new SUV for at least a year.

It’s alarmist clickbait... wHiCh Is CoNtRiBuTiNg To ClImAtE cHaNgE!!!1

I know those who’d argue: “Just do your job,” but this isn’t a job I’ll hold forever and I’d hate myself if I served someone who’s destructive to all I stand for.

Might as well go all out then and harvest the root of Althaea officinalis and make real marshmallow and not the store-bought sugary crap that passes for modern marshmallows.

jesus christ nobody cares

1) “Transgender” is an appropriate adjective. “Transgenders” is an inappropriate noun. But I’m pretty sure you knew that already.

Jesus Christ. Fine, they threw the second and third bricks.