1) “Transgender” is an appropriate adjective. “Transgenders” is an inappropriate noun. But I’m pretty sure you knew that already.

Jesus Christ. Fine, they threw the second and third bricks.

Cool, enjoy your diabetes.

It’s the midwest, they had to fuck the food up somehow.

This episode was shit. As a series finale, it was shit. As a finale to the entire Netflix MCU, it was shit.

Your comments fail to specifically state what it is you’re dancing around. Care to say which religion you’re talking about?

So, like, America?

what the actual fuck

I will die if they change the rat scene into something like this:

I thought Gay Hell was every bachelorette party that eventually made its way into a gay bar.

I will only ever ask a server what their favorite is when I first narrow that broad-as-hell category down to two items that I can’t quite decide on ordering. Like a normal person. 

“Filed to: ANNOYANCES” indeed, on both counts. 

7) *image of a hypercube*
Filled donut

All I can think of now is Angel Beats!

Like, other than generally avoiding the advice given in this column?

It’s Happy with a bit of Bleach sprinkled into it.

Placebos are great!

I guess on the bright side, this letter shows there’s at least one server out there that doesn’t bother with the incredibly annoying “hOw Is EvErYtHiNg TaStInG???” while the customers are mid-bite.

what if hannah montana but phones