Hint: if the product is made by some random no-name brand you’ve never heard of and it has a product description written in broken English (so, like, 97% of Amazon’s inventory), then it’s got fake reviews.

Daenerys: ruined the plan last week by flying off on a dragon after the Dothraki were slaightered. Unfit to rule the Seven Kingdoms

It 👏 is 👏 literally 👏 their 👏 job 👏 to 👏 investigate 👏 health 👏 code 👏 violations.

What a bad take.

Yeah, fuck the people who want to eat safe-to-consume food in a healthy environment!

Judas had to get the Soul Stone somehow.

I get the feeling that Salty only worked as a waitress for just two months during the summer before pursuing a writing career. There’s no way a seasoned restaurant worker’s advice could be so consistently terrible.

What an unnecessarily long response that completely avoids the correct advice of informing the local health inspector.

Not all heroes die in Avengers: Endgame wear capes.

Here’s my version:

(who knew there was that much pizza available in Buffalo, population around 250,000)?

While the cross-cut flashbacks reminding us of the last time Reinhart faced mortal peril in a bathroom don’t need to be there

I can suspend my disbelief when Cheryl takes herself out of the running for Prom Queen.

It’s extremely weird to me that fans of the show will become so invested in it that they divorce themselves from reality and harass people when there’s a major fucking plotline in the show that involves fans of a form of entertainment becoming so invested in it that they divorce themselves from reality and harass…

Circumvent the Kinja commission and buy these literally everywhere else for the same exact sale price.

Circumvent the Kinja commission and buy these literally everywhere else for the same exact sale price.

Those ice cream cones are really versatile.

So many people trying to make sense of paradoxes when paradoxes inherently do not make any sense whatsoever.

Honestly the only way Gary as a character can be redeemed for me is if Neron leaves Ray’s body and possesses Gary permanently. Low-rent Nutty Professor wannabe turned legitimate threat could actually be interesting, like in a whole “creepy clown is pure evil” kind of way.