It was just bizarre to me that it wouldn’t ring a bell. And also, that he wouldn’t Google it.

I’ve got 99 problems but having enough money to address them ain’t one.

I used to. It’s fucking exhausting on multiple levels, and personally degrading that I should even have to consider lying in order to donate.

Maybe the Minotaur was a mutant.

This is an embarrassingly bad take.

Unless you’re gay! The FDA is homophobic.

Okay, so it’s Steve Trevor’s grandson. Got it.

I honestly forgot about that,

Nooooooo! “Next question” is an invitation for more questions!

I guess if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

Facebook and Google can collect data on you even if you don’t have an account, by scooping up your friends’ phone contacts or by logging usual browser data.

Watersports.

If you meant the end of episode 2, it was “Leave the Light On” by Overcoats.

The only thing your astrological sign can tell you is how gullible you are.

I never realized that was what I needed in my life until I saw it.

Incredible History of Bees

Imagine little boys growing up idolizing Luke Skywalker but, upon reaching adulthood, acting like Darth fucking Vader. Imagine not having the self-awareness of realizing that they’ve grown up to be completely horrible people.