I thought Mama Leoni was human, but looking back I might have missed that.

Clive and Dale are definitely in some sort of open relationship and Liv is going to make a fool of herself by confessing what she saw at The Scratching Post, right?

Cloth wipes are literally the only thing more insufferable than the eternal “over or under” debate.

I mean, go to a GWAR concert and tell me overly-ornamented, hypermasculine costumes aren’t captivating or not interesting.

... yet.

That first line is waaaaaaaay more salacious than you’re intending (unless that’s exactly what you meant, and if so, eww).

So we’re reviewing commercials now.

Actual footage of the entire audience during the test screening:

Sometimes it’s the small details that pull me out of an episode, like when Barry ran back to Star Labs to talk to Iris and they looked at a computer monitor with an impossible refresh rate that can somehow display a full image of a nuclear explosion unfolding in super slo-mo.

So tired of heterosexuals shoving their straightness down our throats.

Nobody cares about your boner.

But what if it’s already soggy because it sits under a heat lamp while the rest of the table’s food is prepared so that every dish comes out at the same time? Literally every goddamn restaurant (and food truck) I’ve gone to in the past year that isn’t a fast food chain where I’ve ordered a burger seems to think it’s…

I’m at the point with this show where I’m really hoping they’ll use the ol’ “haha j/k they were trapped in a mind-prison by the Dominators” plot again and do a hard reset on this entire season, if not the past three seasons.

If I had the money, I don’t think I could do this. My cat died 11 months ago, which still hurts and will probably hurt forever, but the cat-shaped hole in my heart really can’t be filled by a close approximation of who he was. He had a very unique personality and even though a clone would look like him, I know the…

Here’s a wild, revolutionary idea: let a woman write it.

Yikes. Did you watch a different cut of the episode than the rest of us did?

Pro: Gimple is leaving

There are really only two options here for the writer, if they’re this worried about it: either stop going out to eat with shitty people, or become friends with better people.