You should maybe listen to Nicki’s music before you say more dumb shit.

It’s probably well within any restaurant’s power to ban outside food for health code reasons (i.e., you don’t want potential vectors for foodbourne illnesses coming it) if for no other reason.

90 feet is home plate to first base. It’s not like they were out of sight.

Or he could be dead, in jail, live in a foreign country, or otherwise be unable to help.

Given that the Joker fetishizes his clown-like face (whether that’s due to a chemical bath, makeup, or whatever version of the character is in play), I don’t think that last sentence is correct at all.

Scratching my head at how being “fearful of inundation” is distinguishable from possessing “racial animus.”

“you can still keep a 2-year-old in a crib”

Tell that to my eldest, who was 3’3” at her 2-year checkup. Haven’t had a peaceful bedtime in months.

If she hadn’t smiled, people would be calling her an icy bitch.

If she had shown the emotions she was probably feeling, people would be calling her unprofessional.

Because she smiled in a way people find not sad enough, they’re calling her heartless.

Just cut her some damn slack. She maintained professionalism in a tough…

So many wasted words. So many cul-de-sacs. So much SERIOUS patting-self-on-back.

Mostly: So much, “I, the enlightened liberal white person, am the real victim of this.”

Exactly. Those were King v. Burwell phrases.

That doesn’t mean his dissent in Obergefell was anything other than railing against the strawman of a “new right,” though.

Glad to be of help. Looking forward to “This GMU Professor’s Food Blog Reads Like a Manual For Assholes.”

FTR, I have no personal vendetta against Cowan. I stumbled across his food blog a few years ago while looking for restaurants in the DC area, and the sheer dickosity of it stuck with me.

Right. “Please make it Thai style/home style/like you’d make it for a Thai person” is not hard to say, and you don’t have to “speak sternly” to do it. He’s a garbage person.

Who the fuck cares if someone takes up two spaces?

People who fight against the descent of American society into a full-on celebration of useless, selfish, vainglorious pricks.

Mind you[r] own business and get a life.

You get a fucking life; you’re the one taking up two spaces like a fucking toddler throwing a fit about…

It’s not because he doesn’t like Seth MacFarlane as a person. He thinks his humor is bad and overrated and that his movies reflect that.

By your logic, no one should ever review an Uwe Boll film.

Maybe because these guys are professional film writers or something.

Tyler Cowen - who is the worst - also runs an “ethnic food guide” covering DC area restaurants, which mostly serves to advertise how cultured Tyler Cowen believes himself to be.

Here’s a gem about him basically acting like a complete fucking asshole at a Thai place until they agreed to more or less make up a chef’s…

Pronouncing Reese’s as “ree-seez” is nonsensical and dumb.

The most disgusting food assault I ever witnessed occurred at Whole Foods, not a restaurant, but I thought I’d share it here.

The Whole Foods in question is one of the smallest in the country. It was previously a regional hippie-dippie grocery chain that, like many others, was purchased by Whole Foods and absorbed into…

OF COURSE he went to GMU Law. That place is like Liberty’s law school, but more highly-ranked and far more quiet about its insanely conservative leanings.

He’s a little “uppity” for your taste, eh? It would be a lot better if he knew his place, I bet.

His visitation/fundraising/campaigning habits are no worse than any other president’s, and his self-regard - if it indeed is elevated - is well-earned, as he’s one of a tiny number of people to ever, you know, lead the free…