Oh, so if only women offered some kind of useful public service, then we'd stop blaming them? I wonder if, you know, the continuation of human existence is a sufficient "useful public service"? GTFOOH with that nonsense.

You do know that women get raped at places other than frat parties, right? And that the majority…

tl;dr for all my posts:

Get in touch with reality. Stop blaming the victim. Ask yourself why your answer to the problem is that women shouldn't drink or dress provocatively, even though neither correlates with rape. Realize that you're part of the problem, arguing your deliberately obtuse points. Get better and do…

Women get raped drunk or sober, by strangers or "friends" or relatives or dates, covered from head to toe or showing skin.

Literally the only way to "mitigate the consequences" - did you really say "consequences"? Blaming the victim again, even more blatantly! - is to make sure there are no rapists around you. There…

Oh, and by "staying out of the war zone," do you mean "never being around men, ever"? Because I don't know how else you "stay out of the war zone." The problem with rapists is that they don't tend to identify themselves.

Your example is actually very illustrative of how rape culture works.

We do not blame or criticize beheaded journalists. We focus our anger, thirst for justice, and judgment squarely on the beheaders. A boorish sociopath might argue that the proper thing to do after a journalist is beheaded is to opine that he or she…

Let me put it another way: walking around blindfolded, you could get killed even if no one else does anything wrong.

You can never get raped even if no one else does anything wrong.

That's why that comparison is moronic.

Way to compare blatant negligence with having too much to drink or showing some skin. Inapposite, dumb, ridiculous.

Your train of thought - conflating negligent behavior with behavior that carries no inherent risk but for the actions of criminals - could extend to nearly everything a person does. Get robbed at an…

His claim that virgins who wait until marriage and are faithful are not at risk for STDs is pretty much correct (you could get scabies from a gym towel, I suppose).

However, the message he's tacitly sending with that claim - that people who contract STDs deserve them because God is punishing them for sinful behavior -…

Some people have racial coding in their statements. You have a fully-functioning racial app.

Show me some statistics bearing out your theory that if more white people lived in predominantly black urban neighborhoods, interracial murder would increase. Is there a serious spike in interracial murder in neighborhoods…

The analogous "murder culture" - based on social norms that treat a group as "lesser"; victim-blaming running rampant; the false divide between victims and "the good ones" - is the killing of young black men by the police.

So, the real question is: "should young black men be afraid of the police because of the murder…

"90 percent of girls I know are whores"

Mitch, I know that girl. Just tell her that while you understand her preference for people's full names, and that you are really happy that she respects you enough to use your whole given name, that she should please call you Mitch, as it's what you prefer.

She will probably then call you by another, different…

• At about 10:25 a small blonde lady starts yelling at the protesters: "We're the ones who gave all y'all the freedoms that you have!"

Fuck this guy with a metal rake. Seriously.

Or: I like it because it is greasy and salty, and I've liked it since I was a kid, because our family saved fat and never did that lo-fat bourgeois Eighties bullshit.

"Deadspin rails on people all the time for being racist, but therefore they hate the entire Midwest."

Fixed it for you.

Vulvatron is apparently cool as hell IRL, based on people I know who knew and hung out with her in college.

I don't know whether to get upset about this or not. Is opium, like, not gluten-free or something?

"If it'd been Brett Favre, getting gunned down in a futile attempt to defend his baby daughter and her mother from home invaders in the dark, holy shit, man, we'd have named a national holiday after him."

He's like the real-life version of Brendan Fraser's character in "The Scout," but without the horrifying mental issues.