Anyone who says they shot it the wrong way isn't paying attention to why it's framed that way: to focus tight attention on Pratt and provide a channel for the ice water dump to be visible.

The pc crowd group of decent people who don't believe their personal nostalgia for a football team's name trumps everything else is just apoplectic really stoked that they are losing increasing numbers of people are coming to their side in the Redskins name fight.

Fixed it for you.

#HTTW

"So while it may have had negative usage later, the origin was benign."

"Instead, now they are planning to meet up again somewhere between Nova Scotia and Ireland."

So, like, a raft floating in the middle of the North Atlantic?

The vast majority of people are no more able to assert themselves in legal proceedings than they are able to overhaul their transmission. That's why we have professions.

You're thinking of the MPRE. Character & fitness to practice is part and parcel of a prospective attorney's application to the bar. Unfortunately, once admitted, many states will balk at disbarring an attorney for anything other than blatant, unrepentant corruption.

Dating your client after beginning the…

Her face says, clearly: "This hypnosis bullshit doesn't really work, but we all decided to let mom and dad think it does, because it makes them happy."

lifestyle in which parents make a choice to feed their child only natural foods that come from the earth

As opposed to the rest of us, who feed their children things that do not come from the earth, like meteors and solar radiation.

Great piece.

You, the non-fan, are supposed to use the preview to point out to the fans why their team sucks. You will be saying: "Fans of the Houston Texans, this list of things here is Why Your Team Sucks."

If I had to guess Leonard is more of a planner than Penny, which is funny…

Not one single "well, this explains WWI and WWII" joke?

In that study, the results showed gay and bisexual boys are almost four times more likely to cause a pregnancy, while lesbian and bisexual girls are more than twice as likely to get pregnant.

Well, there goes the "banning same-sex marriage is related to the state's interest in responsible procreation" argument.

Yeah, the reason is that we lost our fur through evolution and need clothing to protect us from the elements. That has nothing to do with Nicki's ass.

It's part of the human body. People need to get over it. She looks great.

Why on earth would I have had to type it with a straight face? Do you imagine that Indigo was watching me as I typed it?

You did not, in fact, say that trichinosis was rare. You said it was "more unusual than it was" but not "unknown."

The thing I'm "out to prove" is that the FDA and statistics do, in fact, consider it to be essentially unknown.

American food safety is not what it should be, but steak and pork are not the culprits. Raw…

In at least the last 30 years, no major foodborne illness outbreak in the United States has had either pork or steak as a vector. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_f…

Trichinosis is so unknown in the U.S. that the FDA now considers pink pork to be safe: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/25/din…

The main beef tapeworm, taeniasis, has fewer than 1,000 reported cases per year in the U.S., per your own CDC link.

Because if every dipshit who ordered overcooked steak leather would just order the chicken instead, steak demand would go down and supply would go up, meaning cheaper steaks for those of us who actually like the taste of properly-cooked beef.