Do you see what happens, Larry?

Megan Fox is cool, but rude (Fuck off!)/And that Michael Bay/is a party dude

No, fact. But since you have nothing substantive, see ya later.

That's not what the law says.

Well, after that fake news story about her earlier in the week, I guess she felt she needed to reassert her bona fides by saying something totally fucking crazy-pants.

Friends had three female leads (Phoebe, Courtney Cox, Rachel) and three male leads (Ross, Joey, Chandler). BBT has seven leads: four male (Galecki, Parsons, Raj and Howard) and three female (Cuoco, Blossom, Bernadette).

Big Bang Theory and Friends are the same show with different skins.

If you're gonna make schlocky comedy that earns millions for the network, you might as well get paid the big bucks.

I'll take that as "I don't have to do more reading on the subject, as I'm aware that there is no single way that rape 'looks,' and admit as much. I should have thought of the fact that many victims are so frightened and traumatized that they appear passive, or that others play along out of fear of their assailant. …

If you think there's a certain way that rape looks, you've got a lot more learning to do on the subject.

Agreed. The Onion is satire. The National Report is just actively trying to spread falsehoods.

On the other hand:

The thing that makes Old Rasputin so great is not that it's some incredible RIS (like you say: it's very good, but not exceptional), but that it's available all year 'round in a big swath of the country. Many good RISs are seasonal.

This guy is a piece of human garbage who deserves to be locked up and have a lifetime ban levied upon him.

Oh, and that Ray Rice guy is a piece of shit, too.

I think Stone's underrated and can rise to the occasion. I think similar claims would have been levied against McConaughy not too long ago.

Colin Farrell and Taylor Kitsch Emma Stone and Rooney Mara.

Someone I know very well has a long and abiding crush on Matt Damon. This seems like one of the most eminently reasonable celebrity crushes: the Anti-Mayer, as it were.

This is awesome, but I wish they could have used some different red varietals - Tempranillo, Malbec, Norton, Chambourcin, Petit Verdot, even Cab Franc? - instead of having two Shirazes and two Pinots.

I only majored in Outrage, because I found the idea of Women's Studies too gendered.

I almost posted this same thing. Luckily, Ctrl-F led me to a Walmart-referencing post nearby.

I'm imputing my accidental racism to Sri Owen's carelessness. Her "Healthy Thai Cooking" was the first Thai cookbook I ever owned. I should have known she couldn't be trusted - she was part of the "yogurt instead of [insert delicious fatty ingredient here]" movement. YOGURT IS NOT COCONUT MILK OR SOUR CREAM