Not one single "well, this explains WWI and WWII" joke?

In that study, the results showed gay and bisexual boys are almost four times more likely to cause a pregnancy, while lesbian and bisexual girls are more than twice as likely to get pregnant.

Well, there goes the "banning same-sex marriage is related to the state's interest in responsible procreation" argument.

Yeah, the reason is that we lost our fur through evolution and need clothing to protect us from the elements. That has nothing to do with Nicki's ass.

It's part of the human body. People need to get over it. She looks great.

Why on earth would I have had to type it with a straight face? Do you imagine that Indigo was watching me as I typed it?

You did not, in fact, say that trichinosis was rare. You said it was "more unusual than it was" but not "unknown."

The thing I'm "out to prove" is that the FDA and statistics do, in fact, consider it to be essentially unknown.

American food safety is not what it should be, but steak and pork are not the culprits. Raw…

In at least the last 30 years, no major foodborne illness outbreak in the United States has had either pork or steak as a vector. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_f…

Trichinosis is so unknown in the U.S. that the FDA now considers pink pork to be safe: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/25/din…

The main beef tapeworm, taeniasis, has fewer than 1,000 reported cases per year in the U.S., per your own CDC link.

Because if every dipshit who ordered overcooked steak leather would just order the chicken instead, steak demand would go down and supply would go up, meaning cheaper steaks for those of us who actually like the taste of properly-cooked beef.

Do you see what happens, Larry?

Megan Fox is cool, but rude (Fuck off!)/And that Michael Bay/is a party dude

No, fact. But since you have nothing substantive, see ya later.

That's not what the law says.

Well, after that fake news story about her earlier in the week, I guess she felt she needed to reassert her bona fides by saying something totally fucking crazy-pants.

Friends had three female leads (Phoebe, Courtney Cox, Rachel) and three male leads (Ross, Joey, Chandler). BBT has seven leads: four male (Galecki, Parsons, Raj and Howard) and three female (Cuoco, Blossom, Bernadette).

Big Bang Theory and Friends are the same show with different skins.

If you're gonna make schlocky comedy that earns millions for the network, you might as well get paid the big bucks.

I'll take that as "I don't have to do more reading on the subject, as I'm aware that there is no single way that rape 'looks,' and admit as much. I should have thought of the fact that many victims are so frightened and traumatized that they appear passive, or that others play along out of fear of their assailant. …

If you think there's a certain way that rape looks, you've got a lot more learning to do on the subject.

Agreed. The Onion is satire. The National Report is just actively trying to spread falsehoods.

On the other hand: