The thing that makes Old Rasputin so great is not that it's some incredible RIS (like you say: it's very good, but not exceptional), but that it's available all year 'round in a big swath of the country. Many good RISs are seasonal.

This guy is a piece of human garbage who deserves to be locked up and have a lifetime ban levied upon him.

Oh, and that Ray Rice guy is a piece of shit, too.

I think Stone's underrated and can rise to the occasion. I think similar claims would have been levied against McConaughy not too long ago.

Colin Farrell and Taylor Kitsch Emma Stone and Rooney Mara.

Someone I know very well has a long and abiding crush on Matt Damon. This seems like one of the most eminently reasonable celebrity crushes: the Anti-Mayer, as it were.

This is awesome, but I wish they could have used some different red varietals - Tempranillo, Malbec, Norton, Chambourcin, Petit Verdot, even Cab Franc? - instead of having two Shirazes and two Pinots.

I only majored in Outrage, because I found the idea of Women's Studies too gendered.

I almost posted this same thing. Luckily, Ctrl-F led me to a Walmart-referencing post nearby.

I'm imputing my accidental racism to Sri Owen's carelessness. Her "Healthy Thai Cooking" was the first Thai cookbook I ever owned. I should have known she couldn't be trusted - she was part of the "yogurt instead of [insert delicious fatty ingredient here]" movement. YOGURT IS NOT COCONUT MILK OR SOUR CREAM

"Oh, did you not think I was listening to you? I listened, but you just didn't understand all the nuances of the issue, so here's a longer, more insufferable version of the thing I already said." —Probably What Greg Gutfeld Thinks

Goddamnit, I've been unknowingly saying a racial slur for over a decade. If "makrut" is the Thai name, why the hell do all the Thai cookbooks in English use the slur?

Why so shrill and strident? I think you could make your point more effectively if you used logic and reason instead of appeals to emotion. Plus, you'd look much nicer if you smiled a little. This is probably because you went to some liberal university where you majored in Women's Studies and minored in outrage. If…

"Fuck her, right? In the pussy?"

"If I want a life with Bradley Cooper, well, then...I'll just make one up."

Interestingly, this was also the logic behind the decision in the recent Hobby Lobby case.

Torpedo is fine, but ranking it above some of those others? Shenanigans.

So his point was mere nitpicking? He was, instead, saying, gently: "It wasn't 'most' of the time; I'd like to inform you, congenially, that 60/126 constitutes a plurality. The more you know!"

Cool. I guess that's why he's so aggressive and fucking condescending about it.

I'll actually go past the flippant here. Name a major sport where it's not a massive disadvantage to be down one player. Are you really contending that there was no significant offensive or defensive advantage levied upon Greece by Costa Rica playing for an hour with ten men?

If that's what you're arguing, then…

Oh, yeah, eh?

The central argument - namely, that one team played for 60 out of 126 minutes with 10 men and still managed to win on PKs - stands, despite your hair-splitting.

Real nerds vet their metaphors.