“Say, you ladies ever heard of Merkle’s Boner?”

I think it’s a bit unfair for Congress to call out the whole NFL when teams like the Raiders and Jaguars receive no contributions from defense.

I’ve been to St. Louis. It’s not “Blind hate.”

Mascot Representing Most North Carolinians Steals Mascot of Local Minor League Baseball Team

As someone who played ball most of my life into the minors, I applaud Papelbon for calling Harper out on not running the pop up out. I’ve seen Harper pull that shit all season and it looks terrible. You run everything out because you’re supposed to be a leader and the best player on the team. I can guarantee you every…

Ugh no.

Your excuse for needing to recline is babyish, and then you call people who don’t like people who recline babies. If you’re too crippled to handle respecting people around you pay for first class.

Uh oh, Brian McCann won’t approve of this.

It’s sad when the ball boy shows better pursuit instincts than the Bears’ linebackers.

Colts’ bolts jolt dolts.

I can't believe that many people basically admitted that they were at a preseason NFL game.

“Mom, mom! Can I go over to Anthony’s house after baseball? He has the new Madden game and his dad said we could get pizza. Everyone’s going. Can I go? Please, mom? Please?”

You must be fun at parties

“Torontonians clearly miss hockey season.”

Guys too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Guys too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Listen Dave I have 10 reasons why you’re completely wrong about the bills

Blackhawks uniforms get a 7? Fuck right off with that hogwash.

His comment was a dumb joke. Your comment is a massive overreaction.

“Of course not! One’s not sex.”