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/serious for a minute:

Beltre’s at least a borderline HOFer, right? Probably should make it. He’s a phenomenal fielder, and his offensive numbers are as good/better than Brooks and Santo:

Marlins officials explained that they were simply trying to create a comfortable environment for Washington by pumping in their home-crowd noise.

It was actually Loria not realizing his mic was on.

And nothing good ever happened in Toronto again.

Only 17 days until EPL starts!

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

I was hoping for ‘Craps’.

“Mostly from column B.”

Exactly. Even as a kid, I thought he just hated those who he perceived as liars more than he hated black people.

I'd say watch out with that kind of talk. But he... Won't be reading this.

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

6 in 3 sentences.

Don’t be one of those assholes who are still lighting off loud ass fireworks on July 16th or whenever. Some turd who obviously has no job or decency shot off multiple rounds of fireworks in my neighborhood at 2AM a few nights ago.

If that batting average is any indication, he’s forgetting his bat on the regular.

Next Pitch:

The umpire is there to maintain order and ensure a game goes off without issue.