We’re gonna win the Champions League on a Moussa Sissoko goal via assist from Llorente and NOTHING WILL MAKE SENSE and truly the world will end. But it will be a glorious end. COYS!

It's time! The Convergence is upon us, and the ancient runes speak of the Age of Chaos to come! Let it be so! COYS!!!!

Does Splinter even have any POC staff anymore? I get they had to cut staff, but why only the POC staff? I truly wish I had your cognitive dissonance to call out privileged white people for having a platform as a privileged white person with a platform and not have the slightest bit of irony or self-awareness. That…

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

Haters gonna hate.

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

They would have also had to out Peter Thiel, though.

My theory is that a number of their very expensive original shows get embarrassingly low ratings, and their Adam Sandler crap gets the highest ratings, and they don’t want shareholders demanding less quality content and more crap. Refusing to release the numbers allows Netflix to control their own narrative.

They’re gonna need one hell of an 80s-themed instagram-friendly polyester suit and whacky hat party to crawl their way out of this hole. If anybody can pull it off though, it’s Joe Maddon.

How does that relate to deadspin being trash for the last half decade+ and PMT having a TV show that the shitty writing staff here is jealous of?

Deadspin is coming off like a jealous ex...

Barstool can rot in hell for all I care, but to throw shade at PMT is foolish. For whatever reason deadspin wants to take aim at it to cut it down since their shit podcasts and writing pale in comparison. If you want to take down Barstool, feel free, but some 4th rate blogger going after Katz and PFT (albeit lightly…

Barron was photographed rocking a head-to-toe Arsenal kit

Rich, man, the good news is that baseball is probably incapable of coming up with another way to hurt you this badly.

Completely believable that Clay Travis would be one of the Barstool Readers who complain about it “going liberal”.

You’ve had years of chances to critique Barstool for their bullshit, but instead you wait until they are actually attempting to move things in the right direction?

no way this is awesome.

Lol this website itself rips off half the shit barstool comes up with. Big Cat and PFT have more humor in one hour of PMT than this website’s entire history and I have been reading this for a long time. Here’s one example of Deadspin tagging onto a funny concept started by PFT