Drew, I think your criticisms of the NHL playoffs are mostly fair. My gripe is more with the lack of criticism you put on the NFL and MLB playoffs.

how about a trigger warning jeez

This list...is a very bad list. Saying the NHL playoffs is not good because they go on for a while is no kind of argument. 99% of the games are fantastic/compelling.

Really? “On during a work day” is a reason why you don’t get to see the Champions League? Your work day consists of writing stories about pants shitting.

It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.

Only this man would write this list.

NHL playoffs are incredibly enticing. Anyone who thinks differently is a heathen and deserves to be cast from society.

“First Four Out” - Chopped Amateurs’ Brawl

Green shit on your sons leg is better than the green and blue shit on your chest from last week

Yeah...well....2013 Stanley Cup. Eat a dick, Boston.

Obama really should learn to respect his elders.

Any word yet on if Riot Punch will be served?

Now if NASCAR would only address its race problem.

"Fuck Bobbleheads Seriously"

Then what compelled you to click the link, find a video, and comment

Grow a sense of humor and stop getting offended on others' behalf.

I guess I'm not surprised that an infection caused by fecal matter is spreading among pitchers and catchers.

Adults who care about other adults eating habits are equally as annoying.

A month-long non-sexual relationship?