portly Bulls fan

Cricket pedants will point out that Vlad masterfully drove that leg-break yorker to mid-on.

That court and those dark uniforms... what a mess. They're really overthinking the whole presentation.

I agree that it's really tough for Teravainen to replicate what Kane does, especially since he doesn't turn 21 until September.

You need to stop getting so butthurt in the comments of this piece.

A vacuum?

Dibs people are scummy bratty children. In defending dibs, they are proudlyannouncing, "I am a selfish, anti-social person who finds it painful to expend any effort that might benefit someone besides me."

Not surprising. The Irish have been fraudulently attending bowl games for years.

After the game, the two Irishmen met up with a bunch of Patriots fans, who took them back to Boston and gave them jobs, wives, and genital warts.

It's almost as if lamb was responsible for the ball's passover the hoop.

That's so sweet

Therapist: OK. How about this one? [shows butterfly]

Your jersey is not a flag and it should not be treated as such. If a jackass wants to toss it on the ice in protest because the franchise is a tire fire, so be it. Kick him / her out, ban them from the arena, rub their nose in shit...whatever. But let's not act like this is some grave display of disrespect.

But Toronto PD clarifies that the men were not arrested, merely ejected, ticketed, and banned.

Derp, smell my finger, derp

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

This raises an interesting question . . . if you're a person growing increasingly fatter, at what point do you transition from "guy who belts at the waist and lets the belly hang over" to "guy who belts across the belly?"

Have you met the average person in Jersey?