I mean...I’m pretty sure my parents did everything they could for us. And you can bet your ass my son is at the center of any decision I make. It’s just human nature, your entire point of existence is to ensure that your genes prosper.

You sound like an ageist millenial to me

Well now, aren't you in the moral high ground. Too bad you don't have the mon-ay!!!

Nope, I will now hold on for another 20 years to make sure you will never own this. 

What does being a boomer have to do with being racist? People of all ages are ignorant and intolerant. Don’t tell me you’re one of those moronic new age liberals that blame everything on old people and think you can do so much better when all of your plans are the most idiotic, unrealistic shit to ever enter human…

I am sorry if your college degree was useless. Maybe you should have made better life choices.

Well there it is, if everyone decided to spend 60% of their gross salary on a single car, a lot more people would be in the market for a C8. Although if I’m going to use that logic, I’ll set my sights beyond a C8.

I’d argue that they had to search pretty hard to find these guys who supposedly represent the “typical” potential Corvette buyer. Most are probably on board with it. But, you know, click bait.

I have a misunderstanding of reality? I’m 36, have been at the same company since graduating from an in-state college with a useful (engineering) degree, and am paying for a house, a wife, and 3 kids on my salary. We paid off my wife’s student loans (her degree ended up being pretty useless and way more expensive than…

Somebody’s grumpy.  Pretty sure that’s what every generation does when they get old.  Most even before then.

I know you’re used to everything in life going the way you wanted, and not having that happen is a new experience for you, so I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

Yes.  Someone hasn’t done his homework.

Aren’t Brits associated with annual baths and horrible teeth?

I have a feeling Brits are mandated to shower regularly

I’m gonna call it fair game on the grounds that Patrick is making fun of what are clearly stylistic choices made by Storey, not inherent physical characteristics.

But it’s an accurate assessment of how he looks. He does not look like your typical mental image of a CEO, nor does he act like a typical CEO, so I think it’s worth mentioning that he stands out.

Say no if he offers to push the shopping buggy to your car. 

Nah, I’ll wait till they show up at my local Dollar Store.

End of Storey.

So what’s the over/under on more whackjob CEO’s coming out of the woodworks? Ever since Elon smoked weed on JRP, I feel like we’re seeing this more and more.