The sad part is that he only got the big orders for the free sides of rooster combs and feet. He threw everything else out.

The intelligence of a typical McDonalds manager is slightly below that of a newly trained public parks restroom custodian.

I’ve been checking the African American tick box for 30+ years. Only have been asked about it once. I replied that we all decend from Lucy, therefore we're ALL African Americans.

I’m making lots of new friends these days with my Nuvolo “Cloud” Neopolitan pizzas. I bake at 1000F using 0 Strong Nuvolo flour and active yeast from Naples.

It’s Tabasco in the restaurant gallon container for me.

Thank you for my last out of control laughing fit here from a “How stupid have Americans become over the past 30 years?”

Hmmm, awaiting approval? Justin pushed me into the Greys because I disagree with him?

And they did by creating a COVID-19 inhaling fugly mess.

Keeping my e38 740iL, e36 M3 cab, e53 4.6S

“Buh buh buh, There is no crime in Japan! Americans are the worst!”

True story. Me, my wife, best friend his wife & the rest of groomsmen (another friends’wedding) go into the hippest bar at the time. Best friend forgot his license. Bouncer wasn’t going to let us in. Buddy says, “21? I’m 25! Let me show you..” while proceeding to unzip his tux pants. Bouncer says, “Your cock hang to…

I got a bigger laugh about a guy in Taiwan who crashed while DWA (driving while autonomous) resulting in an emergency worker pulling a Huang out in public)

How's that going for you in Wuhan, Mr. Pooh?

I don’t drive around much these days as I’m working 7 days\week in healthcare helping recover from the killing effects of halting surgeries for the non-existent bed shortages of COVID-19. “TENS OF THOUSANDS OF VENTILATORS NEEDED NOW!” turned into a cold cow patty. But I digress.

BONUS!

Chick car, no chick worth buying this for.

No chick is worth this chick car.

Platoon: "Excuses are like assholes Taylor, everybody's got one."

Acura +chrome = Cheap hooker with bad tattoo.

Gorilla Spit