Well, he works for a company that wasn’t smart enough to figure out you can DM United, rather than posting your booking reference and E-Ticket number for everyone to see! Oh, and as per UA “For most United- and United Express-operated international flights, travelers must check in at least 60 minutes before departure,…

That dinghy accounts for 125% of the company’s assets.

Automotive equivalent of flexing that you’re cruising the Concours d’elegance on a $100 Hoverboard.

Didn't clear no fly list: previous arrest for body cavity coke smuggling.

This company has to be some sort of performance art piece, right? Like a year from now, we’re going to find out that Rich Energy is the latest insufferable character from Sacha Baron Cohen?

I especially like that United Airlines’ Twitter robot thinks they are talking to a guy named Rich, last name Energy. Funnier still that RE thinks they are conversing with a human being.

I thought money laundering operations were supposed to be a bit more... discrete?

Because bikes are outdoorsy things and deer are outdoors. And Rich Energy gives you horns (they’ve been using this slogan for a century, look it up! The truth will come out!).

Feels like a douchey Instagram Influencer manifested as a company

The best part of the “boating past yachts” series is that they’re in an outboard.

You did not just say “yeeting”. Please tell me you did not just say “yeeting”. My 18-year-old son has been saying “yeet” for a year now. It’s the dumbest piece of slang I’ve come across in a long time... and I went to middle school in the Valley Girl years.

It’s this fad of not putting away your toys that needs to die out sooner rather than later.

The scooter companies have done a good job of privatising profits and socialising costs, haven’t they?

If you park your car or motorcycle on the sidewalk, you get a ticket.

I used to enjoy taking a leisurely stroll around my city, but no longer. Inexperienced riders who have no concept of etiquette are constantly weaving in and out of pedestrians on the sidewalk with no regard for anyone.

I hate these companies more than anybody I know for clogging the sidewalks and turning a blind eye to the behavior of their riders, but even I draw the line at cut brakes (and yeeting them into bodies of water with aquatic life, for that matter—these garbage-piles are pretty toxic!).

https://jalopnik.com/have-you-learned-nothing-people-stop-telling-bill-de-1835211537

The legitimate position against illegal immigration is the massive undermining of the blue collar and trade middle class jobs. The labor imported directly undercuts the ability of those jobholders to keep their jobs, much less get paid a living wage. While this surfaces as racism in your typical white male voter, what…

I think that is part of the reason we need to get it under control though. We cant feed the people in the U.S. already. A barage of people fleeing S.A. wont make it any better. The only difference is they will starve in the streets instead of in the desert. 

Yeah, as noted in the article, a lot of people aren’t surprised by this. BMW always underrates their cars.