Blah blah half million dollar Toyota LFA

Same. Did three years in Center City. It was fun when I was shitfaced but sucked when I wasn’t. Glad I’m out of there.

You know what’s the best part of your comment?  You couldn’t even lie and say that the citizens are good people, because you know they aren’t.

lol jokes on you, you have to live in Philly.

Hey now! They’re also known for making it to the [insert ball sport here] finals and getting their asses whooped!  Give Philly a little bit of credit, they’re Number 1 in sports fails.

Dang, looks like this snowflake is easily triggered. 

Dude. You live in a city where sports fans threw batteries at Santa Claus. So just can it.

Way to prove his point.

Lived there three years, never going back.

These question posts have the same pattern: 1 stupid question, 1 good question, 1 question asking Tom to foretell the future (which he never does)

The good news is he doesn’t miss you either. Win-win.

There it is. 

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

Imagine the horror when he picks up one of these bad boys:

I doubt it’s because the person hates the color orange. The angry person is someone who lives on the street and can’t find parking. He probably saw Korey walk around the corner one time, and now the car is easy to spot.

They had massive transmission issues for a while as well

For a Volvo, 98,000 would be break-in miles.

The cult claims these cars will run forever. Ahem.

So you may have 2 years of warranty left on that $30,000 battery depending on when the car was first registered? That doesn’t make me believe NP!

So you only have 2 years(optimistically) left on a battery worth $30,000? Thats not too reassuring!