“We don’t do this in H-Town buddy! Nooooo! Oh no!,” he continues.

“When I explained this to my now wife?”

Doctor Whom, you language assassin.

Until proven otherwise, I consider Rich Energy to be a bunch of con artists trying to get their 15 minutes of fame before they get busted for running drugs or laundering money. There is nothing legit about this company :-) 

“Chevy" is trademarked by GM and it had many formal uses in the past as Chevy II and Chevy Van for examples.

Money laundering scam.

How come the horse only has three legs?

If I’m honest, I hate donks less than I hate stanced cars. At least donks can defeat speedbumps and mildly graded driveway aprons.

Someone should explain to them About the Dangers of Too Much Wheel

He’s on first.

And thus resulted in that massive Norwegian Blue die-off

Considering that shirt has only ever been sold for $4 is it really a $40 dollar shirt?

Listen, I don’t know who in the hell you think you are coming around here with your ‘facts’ and ‘knowledge’; but I’m going  to have to ask you to leave. Don’t make me call security.

Use the Force, Harry.

Reminds me of my favorite car show shirt:

Quick, someone make a Calvin urinating on a Kohl’s logo!

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.