The graveyard is a major annoyance. The sort of thing that makes me hesitate to revisit the game. I go back and replay it every few years. But that damn graveyard definitely comes to mind every time I weigh the option. And yeah, I hate that water wheel puzzle as well.

I did this, it was so much fun!
“Why don’t you guys name any pokemon after me?”
“I did! It’s a Muk, because you’re both just giant, seeping piles of garbage.”

By the Light of the Seven!

My Haunter is also called Rape hands for obvious reasons :)

Laters, everyone! This is my last article for the weekend. Been fun! Thank you for taking the time to read, sharing your stories with me, and for putting up with me all weekend long. You guys were great!

my friend’s boyfriend named his Bulbasaur after her.... since he said the bulb on it’s back is like her big butt....

I found the mace on my third playthrough, years ago, by sheer dumb luck. It was almost like I tripped over the stupid thing.

Changed. Everything.

I am a terrible human and am entirely unapologetic about it:

as a person who is late to the game with Pokemon Go.....

...i haven’t even named mine. i am lame and i can’t make non-funny pokemon jokes T_T

you are doing well so far! you actually write. things that make me stabby are people summarizing a reddit thread with many quotes then linking to reddit or writing a one sentence intro and posting a ton of tweets. so long as you avoid those lazy conventions you will be in my good books.

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