Sir, this is a Starbucks.

And, why were her parents even in Radioactive Star Crime Alley that night anyway?

Has kind of a “I’d like to order a Riverdale please, but can you make it streaming and with a side order of TV-MA” vibe to it.

All I’m asking for, and I don’t think it’s too much to ask, is a crossover episode in the NPDATITOSTVU (that the Nice People Doing Artsy Things In Tents Or Sheds Television Universe) where Sandi and Noel come host an episode of this and Amy and Nick go host an episode of Bake Off. That’s all. This world is dark, guys.…

Eh, I was a bigger fan of this statue when it looked like Peter Gabriel. The new one is too commercial.

How great was Rutter Holzhauer in Blade Runner. I mean, that speech in the rain!?! #chefskiss 

Needs more Zendaya is Meechee and “they’re good dogs Brent.” The first because it’s amazing and the second because WeRateDogs is a delightful and kind place on the internet which is mostly cruel and awful.

“If you’re confused as to whether the gentile has to follow Mosaic law, you might be a Galatian!”

Brent Norwalk is a herb.

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

Take it just a bit further and you have Apooch Barker al-BarkDoggy, leader of ISNIFFS.

Does anyone else play Tetris with split columns? Tetris is my favorite game, but I’ve always played it with split columns with the split being the space where a line piece falls naturally once flipped. Since you don’t have to slide a line piece over and flip it, I find it’s easier to get a Tetris at higher speeds and…

I think this suit, the Reeve’s original suit and Tyler Hoechlin’s all black outfit from last year’s crisis are all pretty great. The capes in the CW universe don’t really work except on that suit. That and the high collar give him an imperiousness that is fitting with that version of Superman..

Maybe the real Mad Libs were in the friends we made a long the way.

Tom Hanks? Is that the toothy gal from Mystic Pizza?

It’s like my dad always said, “You gotta risk it, if you want the Seabiscuit.”

Oof. I lived in Albania for a while and no one is more proud of where they are from than those guys. They have a saying that the official religion of Albania is being Albanian. They’re basically the Texas of Europe. I know a lot of people are gonna drown their tears in raki and Amstel Light tonight over this.

Also,…

Yeah, but if you want to hear him meow instead of just purr, you have to sign up for Scritcher Premium.

Colts fan from Indiana. FUCK EVERY SINGLE GODDAM ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT IN THAT STADIUM WHO BOOED HIM. Sorry. I’m drunk. And, sad. But, those people can suck a fucking butt.