More like Real Salty Language. Amirite? Tip your waiter, folks.

It’s days like this I really miss the old Ben Wyatt Fan Fiction account.

“Stepping off of the transporter, Lt. Cmdr Data began to notice the looks of horror around him. He had helped capture the Andorrian war criminal known as Doctor Dare, but something had clearly gone wrong upon returning to the Enterprise and he…

Has nobody pointed out that Elba’s character has a motorcycle that changes moves on it’s own and changes shape. And, every time it changes shape you hear the Transformers noise? Because that’s a thing that happens.

“We wear caps and sleeves on this level, son.”

So the young Colts Fan tried to cross the bridge.

Maybe he’s just mad about the whole Scooter Braun thing and Tool is 100% Team Taylor. I’m thinking a collab single is next? Something like BlankFist StinkSpace.

There’s a local place in my town that serves an Eggs Benedict where they swap the English muffin for a crab cake and it’s amazing. 

All of this. Plus, I can’t get past the Mary Pete thing. I’m sure a lot of us are old enough to remember Nancy and Mary tossed around as slurs at gay men. “Nancy Boys.” “Couple of Marys.” It was a form of erasure. You can’t be a gay man, you’re a “woman”. You don’t exist.

It’s the same bullshit we call out when people…

To be Cage or to be Travolta, that is the question.

...but the real American Pie was in the friendships we made along the way.

I’m feeling really seen right now, man.

I’d also recommend a couple Youtube channels’ discussions on this. One is an episode of Renegade Cut, an excellent pop culture/politics/philosophy channel anyway, called “The Gay Nightmare” and Matt Baume’s Culture Cruise which explores LGBTQIA representation in pop culture,

I remember being genuinely terrified by a couple of moments in this: when they fight the ant and when the kid almost gets eaten in the cereal. I didn’t have the language at 8 to describe it this way, but I think the helplessness and smallness of both situations caused an early existential crisis.

Also, how is it that…

SOYLENT GREEN IS STILL MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!! THEY DIDN’T CHANGE THE RECIPE LIKE THEY SAID THEY WOULD!

- Phil Hartman as Charlton Heston: Soylent Green 2

Anyone know how many of these Red Balloons showed up? I’m guessing Nena might if you ask her.

So, you’re saying is True Blood was better before Meloni and wasn’t “better now” Post Meloni?

Bless the Lloyd, they brought up the Stupids. I love that dumb, dumb movie.
“To look like a bush you need to think like a bush. Here I am, just being a bush. Just growing and hanging out.” 

So Betty chloroforms her mom who goes to the Farm which has a direct line to the telepathic.

Are...are the writers of this show Flickerstick fans? In 2019?

We like to tease a lot in my family, so I hope my service is a little bit like a roast combined with that scene from the Wire where they bring your body to your favorite bar and put a beer in your hand one last time. As to music, my only request would be Monty Python’s Always Look On The Bright Side of Life.