This show has a Little Bit of Everything!

Hoosier here. If someone did a survey for highest per capita Confederate Flag ownership outside of the south, Indiana would win by a country mile. It makes zero sense. It’s like a Giants fan wearing a Patriots shirt after the Giants won the Super Bowl. And, north central Indiana, (basically between Indy and South…

Is he...is he talking about himself?

Oh, no, I said, “steamed vaginas”. That’s what I call hamburgers!

It depends. If I’m surrounded by friends and family, I’d like Keep Me In Your Heart by Warren Zevon to play. If I’m by myself, Predatory Wasp of the Palisades from Sufjan Stevens. Really all of Illinoise. But that song in particular is so lovely and so personal for me. 

Apparently yes! I was posting this on the JB Smoove story. Don’t know how it got here. Kinja Derangement Syndrome.

The sequel should be about Spidey refusing to play pool with any of his enemies! And they can call it, Spider-Man: I’ll Rack No Foe, Be A....Friend.

Just skip the fights and the cars and the plots and have them spend two hours trying to out smolder one another.

I like Tobit. It’s full of demons and quests to find medicine and fishing. It’s pretty much a Legend of Zelda game.

Is this an episode of I Love Goats?

“And while there’s something vaguely unsettling about a bunch of grown men presumably commissioning their prop department to create a life-size recreation of a random teenage girl”

Unsettling? Really? I mean, come on. Honestly, this is a weirdly unsettling and unwarranted way to read of what’s a pretty nice gesture.…

Terrible. Why not name them after someone from Texas, like famed horticulturalist Neil Sperry? He seems like a nice guy. And, I’d much rather Neil Before Sod.

Or instead of:
“Solo plays it safe, emphasizing fan service and winks to the faithful over story and character.”

Kevin Can’t Hardly Wait To (Probably) Save the Westworld?

That’s actually a picture from the Alumni Quidditch game at Hogwarts 20 year class reunion.

Margo Matindale is sooooo fucking good it’s unfair. She lets a low key menace rise to almost the surface while never quite breaking through the Claudia facade. I was certain that scene was going to end in bloodshed. And, then she just goes back to eating soup. It’s such “Fuck you, Elizabeth Jennings. You made your…

This is the only way to enjoy that movie about Oscar Wilde that Jim Varney starred in: The Importance of Brieing Ernest.

The best part of this movie is the Lindsey Buckingham penned theme song, Arlington Road. Such an amazing tune:

Or White Tulip. Great guest star in Peter Weller, great self contained premise and an absolutely heartbreaking moment at the end. John Noble is the best.

If the subtitle is well “grounded” in what came before, I’m gonna venture a couple guess:

Avengers: End of the Line
Avengers: I Could Do This All Day