I watched the first two episodes free on YouTube and loved them. There’s a genuine, visceral thrill the first time you see Daniel and Johnny face each other down on the floor of the Cobra Kai dojo that I was not expecting. Part of it is the nostalgia of remembering being a kid of the 80's and doing Crane Kicks at…

I hope Neil Breen is on that list.

Or Ant-Man and the Wasp who we maybe find out were in the Quantum Realm during the snap and thus missed by it? Maybe. That’s my theory.

It’s interesting how closely MiB’s arc mirrors Baudrillard’s four sign-order stages:
1. When he first explores the park he falls in love with Delores, believing the events of the park have real moral meaning. 2. He becomes consumed by the irreality of park and sees it as a place to explore the perverse and nihilistic.…

Love to see that recording session after 35 years away:
“Can you hear the drums, Fernando? Fernando? Can you hear the drums? Guys, I don’t think Fernando’s hearing aid is on.”
Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waiter.

“...only strange people who read Robert Anton Wilson...”
Why, I outta....no...no that fits. These other folks...they think they have seen the fnords because they have never seen the fnords, and do not understand what it means.

Quite a Chopped basket we got there. What’s everyone making? For the appetizer round I say we go with a crostini with a hotdog/salsa pate and a spicy orange dipping sauce.

Thin Jonah Hill kinda looks like what grown up Kevin Arnold from the Wonder Years should have looked like: A mix of Fred Savage and Daniel Stern.

It should be a movie about Statham chasing the Rock all around the world and trying to convert him to Presbyterianism. They can call it Calvin and Hobbes.

“How did you lose your spleen?”
“Oh, you want the full ex-spleen-ation?”

I can not understand why someone hasn’t adapted Insomnia yet. It’s not just the first mention of the Crimson King, but the book is filled with some of King’s most arresting visual ideas. I just need a big studio to talk Shane Carruth into helming the adaptation.

A definitive ranking of the Sharknado films:

1. Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
2. Sharknado
3. Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No
4. Sharknado 2: The Second One
5. Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens

I was surprised and how genuinely fun the last one was after number 4 was basically gasping for air like a shark out of water. Plus, Finn’s…

Bless the Lloyd, I also think the Stupids is really funny and I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS!

Or how Benny is just trying to give his friends Roger and Mark jobs, pays for his cheating girlfriend’s rehab, and for a long time looks the other way as they live rent free in his building. And, all he gets in exchange for it is contempt and a dead dog. Benny is the secret hero of Rent.

This ground beef beef
Has become too costly
Ronald’s milk shakes
When he hears about my Frosty.

No. I was on Twitter this weekend and I’m pretty sure that’s Kumail Nanjiani, you know, from the Big Bang Theory?

Hey, uh...

A thorough and scientific ranking of movie dogs:

1. Dogs (They’re all good dogs!).
2. Barf
3. Ghost Dog
4. Channing Tatum in Jupiter Ascending

It’s just like the night I lost my virginity.

I was reading an article the other day about the competition between the Lanchesters down in the Midlands and a Scottish car company run by the Strack family in the far North. Of the 7 dominant car families from Great Britain at the time, their feud was by far the fiercest.