LIMITLESS?!?!?!

You want that pill!!!

If she’s more Drew than Drew Barrymore, does that mean she’s Drew Barrymost?

Bishops usually perform the Sacrament of Confirmation for young adults who were baptized as infants and have received the Sacraments of Communion and Reconciliation. A Bishop will do this every few years in each Church in his Dioceses. In mine, it was every three years for each Church. Typically, this will include all…

I feel bad that Jeffrey Characterwheaties has been typecast as a Jason Mantzoukas type for this long.

Funny. Someone named Tommy is Deaf to the needs of anyone who’s not white/cis-hetero/Christian, Blind to the suffering of the poor, and also really Dumb. Do you think she’s a real Pinball Wizard, too?

Preppy #MAGA enthusiasts going after primarily people of color with the tacit endorsement of the American government?!?!? How crazy! What do they think this is, Charlottesville?

Crank 3: Baby Bossed - Chev has to watch Baby Boss every 5 hours or he dies.

Crank 3: Tides of Change - Chev has to do the Tide Pod challenge every hour to stay alive.

Crank 3: The Gift of the MAGA - The cure to a poison given to Chev Chelios is inside Donald Trump’s butt and it’s a sexually transmitted cure. He has to…

To play Mr. Rogers’ sweaters? I mean, all of those guys are known to transform themselves for roles, but that’s going to be tough. 

Yeah, I was surprised at how great season 1 was and delighted to find season 2 even better. Sharply written and acted and often very funny, it can also be extraordinarily moving. It wasn’t just the finale that I teared up at but several times throughout the season and those tears felt earned and not cheap. Kudos to…

I’ve always had a fondness for the nonsensical Doctor sketch with Ferrell, Molly Shannon, Parnell, Tim Meadows and, I believe, Rachel Dratch. It’s just so full of weirdness and non-sequiturs. “Your son’s a witch!” “Are you Blowfish and Funk Framingham?” Molly Shannon and Ferrell both break super hard in that sketch,…

My parents were wildly permissive about pop culture. My 10th birthday slumber party had a Freddy movie marathon, we would regularly see R rated movies as a family, no books or music were off limits, etc.

Which, made it really weird when my mom told me I couldn’t watch A Fish Called Wanda which had just been released…

How would a show whose first season included a drug dealing Ginger wigged maple syrup cult actually jump the shark.? They’re all robots? It’s secretly a holodeck sim Riker is running?

My favorite day of the 12 Days of Oscars: Day 0, when the nominations are announced. My second favorite day is Day -8 when the EW issue with the Snubs and Flubs comes out!

At this point, I mostly find the Razzies and their desperate need for attention tiresome, but in a year with the Snowman, the Emoji Movie, the Bye Bye Man and the Book of Henry all coming out, they at least had some ripe fruit to pick. Instead it’s the same tired Michael Bay/50Shades/what’s the biggest not great movie…

I think there’s a certain Bogus Journey undertaken by Misters Bill S. Preston, Esq., and Ted “Theodore” Logan that would like to disagree with you.

STATION!

Come on. Everyone knows this is the role that Charisma-less Void in the Shape of a Human Jai Courtney was born to play!

John Wick 3: Something Wick-ish This Way Comes

Five Star notebooks were for feeling grown up. You weren’t a kid anymore when you started bringing them to school in your blue Jansport backpack with either the brown leather or black rubber bottom.

My 21st birthday and subsequent first time in a strip club came just days after 9/11. No dance or dancer can make Lee Greenwood’s Proud to Be An American sexy. None. They tried though.

Dad?