Man, I do not get the love for Blade Runner 2049. Am I the only one?

I got a Commuter notification for this?

I’d go with a play on the old classic, The Accounting Firm of Dewey, Ever and Crushem.

The Chief, her sister and the rest of the St. Gynecologist family are nothing if not tenacious.

1. What would your Roller Derby name be? (mine’s Slamuel Hell Smackson.)
2. What piece of pop culture/art do you tell people you’ve consumed but haven’t? I.e., books you tell people you’ve read but haven’t, tv shows you havent actually watched, etc.

“Hey, Ranger Joe?”
“Yes, Mr. Woodchuck.”
“Is this boner made out of....” *looks around* ”Wood?”

You could also read it as a guest who doesn’t need an introduction as long they are accompanied by David Letterman but may or may not need an introduction should they not be in the company of Mr. Letterman as that scenario is not addressed in the title.

She’s right that Manny Jacinto is a truly beautiful human specimen. I’d love to spend a little time hanging out in his Bud Hole.

I never knew how much I wanted a season of True Detective with Tim Conway and Harvey Corman as the titular detectives until right now.

As a Marvel fan, nothing is more ridiculous than learning that Blackbolt’s real name was retconned to be Blackagar Boltagon. I mean...that’s like meeting Superman and years later finding out his real name is Supetonuts Mantoglian.

The season 5 premier of Black Mirror is brought to you by Starbucks.

Wait, I’m like 90% sure that one of the songs Lucifer plays on that piano was the theme song to Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers. I swear I heard that. Maybe I’m crazy. It is awfully cold here right now. Maybe I have Cold Weather Cartoon Theme Song Auditory Hallucination Syndrome.

Just watch the full Hamilton porn parody that already actually exists on there: Hamiltoe. There’s a SFW trailer on YouTube to watch. I’m honestly pretty impressed by that pun. That’s not one I thought of.

Here’s my 12th question for you: If you could either travel through Fantasia with Falkor or take a ride through space and time in the Flight of the Navigator alien ship, which one would you pick?

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story, “Why the Inheritance Tax Is a Good Idea.”

Delighted to see mother! get some love. Of all the movies I’ve seen this year, that one has stuck with me the most just for it’s sheer ridiculousness and audacity. It’s also a movie that if someone says they hated with a passion, I’d say, “You know, I totally get that.” It’s a movie that it’s almost impossible to be…

My Vote goes to:

I went to this planet, tried to become a Jedi, yoda, yoda, yoda, now I’m on a moon filled with teddy bears and my dad’s dead.

A lot of good scenes mentioned previously. Here are a few I think are worth nothing:

Kumail breaking down during his audition in the Big Sick. A really well acted and utterly devastating moment of pure, raw emotion.

Valkyrie’s drunken introduction and the recap of Thor 2 in Thor: Ragnarok..
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Maybe the hardest laugh I…

“Sir, how did you get that candle all the way up there?”
“It’s dirty and sinful for a man to enter any woman, but sometimes, if I’m very good, Mother pours me a glass of warm skim milk, puts on a VHS copy of the Best of the Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour and goes to town on my backdoor area.”
“Just be more careful next…