Yes, it’s all terrible but let’s speculate!!!!!!!!

NetTraffic Blockerman?

Honestly sounds like a Chuck Tingle story. Maybe it’s where the Unicorn Butt Cops matriculate.

Riverdale is what you get if you ask a David Fincher obsessed film student to reboot Dawson’s Creek but crank up the Flannery O’Connor by 75%.

And I love it.

I like songs about Christmas that aren’t actually Christmas songs like Tom Waits Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis, Joni Mitchell’s the River, Christmas TV by Slow Club, etc. I get real damn morose in the winter.

And you may find yourself

So...Donald Trump is totally still President on Earth-X, right? They haven’t said who the Fuhrer is, yet.

These windshield millenials and their safelite spaces.

My TV is showing that episode of TNG with two Rikers in it.

#FRAKESNEWS

I’d die happy if Target’s loudspeaker started playing Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis by Tom Waits. Fairytale of NYC would also work.

My front yard is now totally clear of leaves.

#RAKENEWS

Any episode of Parks and Rec because it’s about decent people in a decent world and sometimes I need that. Also, original flavor Law and Order but nothing after Jesse Martin left because I find the rhythms of that show comforting. For music, it’s Tommy listened to straight through and on headphones. It’s my go to…

ROCKY!

Starfish is clearly meant to be Starro - the villain of the very first issue of JLA.

Also, was I watching a different episode because I really love the Thinker and Sandilands performance and I dug the hell out of this episode. It’s low key and menacing in a way this show hasn’t really done since season 1 Wells. I also…

I thought the most brutal thing about the show was how awkward Bernthal looks whenever he has to run. With that haircut he has it’s almost Gump-esque.

Don’t you mean ‘PETE HOLMES SHOUTS BEING MARRIED CHANGES THINGS VERY LOUDLY!’?

Just wait until he makes a movie about the internet startup founded by the villain from NBC’s the Cape. It’s James Franco in the James Frain Co Story.

Five: One to hold the James Franco and the other four to turn the house.

12 year old Hagbard and his best friend were so obsessed with Best of the Best because Phillip Rhee kicked so much ass as Tommy Lee. We even tried to replicate Tommy’s last tournament fight on a camcorder. I have not watched this movie since Bill Clinton was president. I’m kind of curious if it’s any good. It’s got to…

Excellent reference. Your comment is pretty Stella.